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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#3961 Chyld

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 02:26 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Sep 12 2006, 02:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Everclear

It's very popular because it's 190-proof, and you can't taste/feel the alcohol. So you can drink a LOT without even knowing it, such as what happened to me.

Bloody hell, 95% alcohol? Why not cut out the middleman and just chug some nail polish remover?

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#3962 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 09:07 AM

I somehow managed to convince myself that a simple one-page response essay was due Thursday, and not in twenty-seven minutes.

I really know how to shoot myself in the foot, don't I?

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Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#3963 barend

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 06:45 PM

shouldn't you be typing the essay, rather then to us?

also 95%.... why would waste such party-concentrate on girls who, in most cases, become paralytic after a few passions pops when you could get proper shitfaced on the stuff yourself.

youth of today, not only are they immoral little pieces of filth, but they just don't have the healthy respect for, and devotion to, alcoholism that my generation does.

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#3964 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 07:23 PM

But see, I don't get tipsy easily. High alcohol-tolerance. That's why they chose Everclear in the first place. They'd never seen me wasted before, and they wanted to, so they were trying to make sure I got there.

New complaint: I got some cacti because I like them, but the store didn't tell me how to take care of them or even what these particular cacti are called, so I dunno how much (or how little) to water them. My favorite one seems to be going a little brownish, and I dunno whether it needs less water or more!

Anyone know anything about plants?

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#3965 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 07:56 PM

Right, when they get all weird looking, that ain't good.

Yeah, i'm not much of one for Nature.

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#3966 Zatoichi

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 08:54 PM

That has got to be the most unfun drinking story I've ever heard. My condolances.

As for the cactus, I know that we have some big plant book around here somewhere ... this might take awihle.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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#3967 Slade

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Posted 12 September 2006 - 10:07 PM

Complaint: I found some Operation Ivy and just listened to half an album and had to stop instead of giving the whole thing a listen like I try to do with new music because it was so abysmal and samey sounding.

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#3968 Chyld

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 02:27 AM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Sep 13 2006, 01:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

New complaint: I got some cacti because I like them, but the store didn't tell me how to take care of them or even what these particular cacti are called, so I dunno how much (or how little) to water them. My favorite one seems to be going a little brownish, and I dunno whether it needs less water or more!

Anyone know anything about plants?

I know fuck all about plants, but I know a bit about cacti, owning and almost breeding one myself. They're specifically designed to survive in ridiculously dry climates, so I imagine overwatering them isn't a good idea. How much are you watering them as we speak?

EDIT: And some picturey goodness might be useful for those of us who know any damn thing about plants...

This post has been edited by Chyld: 13 September 2006 - 02:27 AM

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 07:47 AM

I just bought the Monty Python and the Holy Grail collectors edition DVD. Then I read in Empire that they're about to relase a super-duper special edition with enough extras to choke a llama. Don't you just fucking hate when that happens?

#3970 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 10:00 AM

I gave them each like a little trickle of water once because their soil was really really really dry, except for one that was basically sitting in water so I had to rescue it and I haven't watered it at all. (Wal*Mart didn't take very good care of their plants... They even hot-glued fake flowers to a lot of the cacti! For what purpose, I have no idea.) One's an aloe, in case you know anything specific to them.

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#3971 Chyld

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 11:22 AM

Hmm, well aloe might need a bit more watering. I'd leave them a bit, perhaps give them a drop if things get worse.

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#3972 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 01:10 PM

Thanks

Chyld, can I come to you for all my plantly-needs?

Edit: That made it sound like I was asking for weed, which I am not. Just anything else plantily I might need to know about.

This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 13 September 2006 - 01:10 PM

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#3973 Icey

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 01:32 PM

COMPLAINT! I re read my Vampires: Los Muertos, and immediatly wanted to do something like that again, yet it would interfere with NaNoWriMo so now I am torn, between two passions, one which I've advertised that I shall do and one which burns within my chest and would last for over a month.

#3974 Chyld

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Posted 13 September 2006 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Sep 13 2006, 07:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Thanks

Chyld, can I come to you for all my plantly-needs?

Edit: That made it sound like I was asking for weed, which I am not. Just anything else plantily I might need to know about.

Well, you can come to me with as many of either need as you like, but short of actually talking to my mother (

), I'm only really knowledgable about one. And I'm assuming your flowers would not be best aided by knowing how to make a bong out of leftovers in your house...

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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