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Add ReplyAs to bead-plundering via dildo removal, I suggest some rubber gloves, plenty of Dutch courage, and maybe some tongs if its a really big one.
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#3871
Chyld 
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 02:41 AM
A dildo and some Mardi Gras beads, that's not just hilarious, that's legendary. There's probably just going to be socks in my room when I get back to uni.
As to bead-plundering via dildo removal, I suggest some rubber gloves, plenty of Dutch courage, and maybe some tongs if its a really big one.
As to bead-plundering via dildo removal, I suggest some rubber gloves, plenty of Dutch courage, and maybe some tongs if its a really big one.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
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#3872
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 03:41 AM
a dildo.
hah
that's.....hilarious yet disturbing.
I left a roll of duct tape in the desk drawer of my old room, but then facilities came and took the desk away because it wasn't standard institvte furniture so alas, the duct tape is no more.
hah
that's.....hilarious yet disturbing.I left a roll of duct tape in the desk drawer of my old room, but then facilities came and took the desk away because it wasn't standard institvte furniture so alas, the duct tape is no more.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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#3873
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:36 PM
Complaint: >.< And 245 pages later, my brain has turned into mush. I think I've overloaded my ability to care about Magellan for today.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 01:59 PM
Complaint: 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' isn't that great of a book. Most of it is nonsensical, inane babbling. That is why, midway through, I stopped reading it last night.
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 03:31 PM
I guess you're just not on that reading level, yet... Hitchhiker's Guide is a step above Shakespeare, afterall.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 04:37 PM
I hope you're joking.
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 06:45 PM
I think I got an earth problem. I am hearing annoying sounds through the sound cards when there is network activity and sometimes there is flashing on the television picture.
Well I am still feeling ill with a horriblle stomach ache but I am hoping to enlighten my week with the remaining days free.
Last night the grey and white cats made many trips back until no meat was left on the bone and plate which proved not enough to attract the fox.
Well I am still feeling ill with a horriblle stomach ache but I am hoping to enlighten my week with the remaining days free.
Last night the grey and white cats made many trips back until no meat was left on the bone and plate which proved not enough to attract the fox.
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Posted 30 August 2006 - 09:43 PM
Another Complaint: A mosquito flew in my eye and it took about half an hour to get it out. Ow.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 12:41 AM
SWIU: I admit I was slightly disappointed with H2G2, as well. It was funny and all, but not worth raving about like many do. *shrug* To each his/her own.
Spoon: Much Ado About Nothing is miles above the Hitchhiker's series, and you know it!
Complaint: Back to school on Saturday. That means I have to pack, and move. I hate both of those activities.
Spoon: Much Ado About Nothing is miles above the Hitchhiker's series, and you know it!
Complaint: Back to school on Saturday. That means I have to pack, and move. I hate both of those activities.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 01:09 AM
Hooray Slade! That's my most favoritest Shakespeare play. Ten brownie points for you.
Complaint: I only just now at 2 am finished my homework - only I didn't really finished. I half-assed half of it and am deciding that I'm finished enough to go to bed and get sleep for another 9-straight-hours-of-class day tomorrow.
Complaint: I only just now at 2 am finished my homework - only I didn't really finished. I half-assed half of it and am deciding that I'm finished enough to go to bed and get sleep for another 9-straight-hours-of-class day tomorrow.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
#3881
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:19 AM
Complaint: Comedown. I suffer for my sins.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#3882
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 02:32 AM
QUOTE (Slade @ Aug 31 2006, 12:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
SWIU: I admit I was slightly disappointed with H2G2, as well. It was funny and all, but not worth raving about like many do. *shrug* To each his/her own.
To each his/her own. Exactly.
COMPLAINT: I want to watch Mr. Rogers, but I have to wait two and a half hours for it to come on!
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 04:01 AM
Complaint: Monty Python is highly overrated.
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Posted 31 August 2006 - 06:04 AM
British humor is sometimes hard to grasp.