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#1921 User is offline   Kirby Icon

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 10:50 PM

Damn, today was the worst Valentines Day ever.

First, a kid at my school offs himself in a poor girl's driveway. Never knew the guy, hardly knew anyone who knew him either, but it's still sad. It really ruins the mood around here and I just suddenly felt uncomfortable when my teacher talked about it.

Then, my friends van flipped and got totaled... taking a turn too sharp in a parking lot. This was a van famous for going through the gauntlet, it went through more chases than a Tag champion, flew like Superman on any jump imagineable, and not once was it taken to a mechanic. And it was totaled by taking a turn too sharp in a parking lot. Dude, that's like Batman getting killed from stubbing his toe.

Edit, Also the rival highschool got a dead deer, painted it green, pounded it's face into the school statue, and left it there. With all what was going on today that ended up bottom of the list of shit to do for the school. Rat bastard Clearfield High.

After that I get called into work, because of coarse Kirby here doesn't have a date planned for the night (Which I don't but that's not the point tongue.gif ). The busiest damn day of work too, I mean arnt' people supose to go to a fancy resaurant tonight, I mean pizza does not spell romance no matter how you jumble it. Also burned the webbing between your thumb and index finger, that's a new kind of burn right there.

But there was one redeming quality today. I got two valentines, joke but still, one said 'This VD I hope you get VD' and the second was a 'Law and Order: Special Valentines Unit' valentine. Best damn valentines ever.


Hrmmm this looks like blog material right here. *Ker-yoink*

This post has been edited by Kirby: 14 February 2006 - 11:08 PM

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 11:13 PM

Jane: Trust me, you get a lot better at drawing the human figure if you have a model. And it's better for them to be naked, because clothes (especially with the baggy, low-riding trends of today) throw off all the important shapes and lines like hips and all. Skinny people are harder to draw because they don't have good curves or anything to use as reference points for proportions... Hefty people can make a good amount of money modeling for art classes.

Kirby, I'm so sorry about your day... It sounds dreadful. *Hug*

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Posted 14 February 2006 - 11:21 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Feb 14 2006, 10:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why is a skinny male torso so tricky to draw?


but it's just two straight lines...


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see?

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 12:29 AM

That's a pretty depressing HS scene, Kirby.

Drawing a skinny torso is so much easier than maintaining one, I'll say. (cute, B.)
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 01:24 AM

Kirby - that deer stuff is disgusting. Actually, even touching dead game carcasses is illegal here, because people when caught red-handed with animals they poached, they were just saying they found them dead and they were taking them away to report tot he gamekeeper, so they made moving dead animals illegal.

QUOTE (Despondent @ Feb 15 2006, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Drawing a skinny torso is so much easier than maintaining one, I'll say. (cute, B.)



I concur wholeheartedly, and please regard it as my complaint of the day.

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 01:26 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Feb 14 2006, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
After that I get called into work, because of coarse Kirby here doesn't have a date planned for the night (Which I don't but that's not the point tongue.gif ). The busiest damn day of work too, I mean arnt' people supose to go to a fancy resaurant tonight, I mean pizza does not spell romance no matter how you jumble it. Also burned the webbing between your thumb and index finger, that's a new kind of burn right there.


firstly someone should burn Clearfield High down... what kind of inbred reterd does a thing like that...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE THE GODDAMNED CANE AWAY!!!!

anyway...

i noticed on the bus home on VDay, there was awsomley yummy and sweet girls, who were carrying nothing...

i mean every VD i get a face full of flowers dripping on my tie, or longstem box in my eye, or the smell of chocolate tempting me to mug someone, from every undeservingly overadored bitch in this city...

but this year... nothing...

one of the girls on the bus smiled when i said the icecream people are going to make a killing tonight...

but this pizza things is too much...

to the women of the world who would rather go out with some asshole who orders pizza home because he can't be bothered going anyware or spending any money, because you're not worth a simple innocent tradition to score a root that night...

to you I say GO TO HELL!!! I would have taken you to somewhere cool...

however i had a great VDay...

nobody messes with ugly people on Vday... i owned this city!!!! devil.gif

today (the day after) was funny... because all those cheap bastards musn't have got any last night from their pittiful lack of effort, and so the whole city was super agressive today...
normally that would annoy me... but i know why, and that makes it all worthwhile...
BWAHHA HAHHA HAHAH HAHAH HAHAHA HAHAHAHH

and a new sword arrived....

BWAH HAHAH AHHAHA HAAHAHAH!!!!

take that you no flower buying MFs....

i hope everyone here had something nice thrown at them though... wub.gif
happy VD to anyone who didn't get one....


QUOTE (Despondent @ Feb 15 2006, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Drawing a skinny torso is so much easier than maintaining one, I'll say. (cute, B.)


yeah... that wasn't exactly a self portrait... rolleyes.gif

maybe me at age 11, crying.gif
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 03:23 AM

Good thing I don't even get near to thinking about drawing skinny guys...

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 04:04 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Feb 14 2006, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
but it's just two straight lines...
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see?


Im sorry but I just have to add this... its a guy that has slept on his stomach all night!

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:38 AM

So my girlfriend and I were having a lovely valentines’ evening. Nice meal at a Chinese restaurant, couple of drinks afterwards, exchanged gifts (I paid for her to adopt a whale (she really likes whales)), and then back to her place. Everything was going great. Then, about midnight, her ex decided he was going to start phoning every few minutes, shouting abuse at her and threatening to come after me. Just about the worst end to a great evening.
And now we both have to work today after about a couple of hours sleep between us.

Humbug!
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 05:42 AM

Oh my. This somehow calls for bloody murder, don't you think?

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 06:49 AM

Damn Kirby, sorry to hear all of that. Still,

QUOTE (Kirby @ Feb 14 2006, 10:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Then, my friends van flipped and got totaled... taking a turn too sharp in a parking lot. This was a van famous for going through the gauntlet, it went through more chases than a Tag champion, flew like Superman on any jump imagineable, and not once was it taken to a mechanic. And it was totaled by taking a turn too sharp in a parking lot. Dude, that's like Batman getting killed from stubbing his toe.


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I'm sorry, but when you put it like that, I only got a really good laugh out of it. Not in a mean or mocking way either.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:12 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Feb 15 2006, 11:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Edit, Also the rival highschool got a dead deer, painted it green, pounded it's face into the school statue, and left it there. With all what was going on today that ended up bottom of the list of shit to do for the school. Rat bastard Clearfield High.

Damn, that's just stupid. Plus, I thought you were supposed to hate your own school, not somebody elses.

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 15 2006, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jane: Trust me, you get a lot better at drawing the human figure if you have a model. And it's better for them to be naked, because clothes (especially with the baggy, low-riding trends of today) throw off all the important shapes and lines like hips and all. Skinny people are harder to draw because they don't have good curves or anything to use as reference points for proportions

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QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Feb 15 2006, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So my girlfriend and I were having a lovely valentines’ evening. Nice meal at a Chinese restaurant, couple of drinks afterwards, exchanged gifts (I paid for her to adopt a whale (she really likes whales)), and then back to her place. Everything was going great. Then, about midnight, her ex decided he was going to start phoning every few minutes, shouting abuse at her and threatening to come after me. Just about the worst end to a great evening.
And now we both have to work today after about a couple of hours sleep between us.

Humbug!

What an anticlimax to the night. Damn, some people just annoy me...though I have to admit drunkenly ringing up a friend at the worst possible time on Saturday night. But in my defence, I thought he'd gone home by then. Anyway, it's good to see you back. I was wondering where you'd gotten to not that long ago.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:17 AM

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If you're in need Jane, may I suggest this:
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Awesome pose. And the scar rocks, really - how'd you get it? Did you take part in some Inca ritual or are you simply the worst barber there is?

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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:26 AM

Closer the first time. I've had open heart surgery three times, all when I was too young to remember. I have another scar across my side.

The scary thing is I don't remember that picture actually being taken.
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Posted 15 February 2006 - 09:28 AM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Feb 15 2006, 03:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The scary thing is I don't remember that picture actually being taken.

... one word: alien.gif

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