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Thecomplaining thread. For depression.

#1726 Mirithorn

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 07:55 AM

On the other hand, I have never ordered an anchovie pizza, and neither has anyone I know. They can't be very profitable.

Although you can probably just buy them dried and keep them until someone does order, so there's not really a reason not to have them.

This post has been edited by Mirithorn: 29 January 2006 - 07:56 AM

"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

#1727 Despondent

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 12:48 PM

No, you have a can or two of them on the shelf for when that one person comes to order a pizza. The metal can with the key glued to it and you insert the key and twist open the lid. Guess how they're packed?

#1728 Chyld

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:16 PM

QUOTE (SimeSublime @ Jan 28 2006, 05:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

My old English-Japanese dictionary had entries for Lesbianism and Panty-raid. I always found that rather amusing.

Dictionaries are odd things. Mine contains the Dutch for "soul destroying", but not the word for "had". Because "had" never comes up in conversation as much as "soul destroying"...

Minor complaint: BEEN SITTING ON MY LEG FOR AN HOUR AND NOW ITS DEAD. OWWWWWWWW!

Quite A Bit More Major Complaint: Thanks to me and my big drunken mouth, I've now got a month to pull a specific girl. Problem is, she's uber-Christian, thinks I'm an idiot, and quite possibly already has a boyfriend. This is a £40 bet, may I add. As you may have gathered, I am an idiot when I'm drunk.

This post has been edited by Chyld: 29 January 2006 - 01:22 PM

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#1729 Laughlyn

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 01:55 PM

Have you considered rohypnol?

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#1730 Dr Lecter

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 02:12 PM

If my experiance of christian chicks is anything to go by, just constantly slag off evverything church related, and she'll be putty in your hand. Mind you, my only experiance with a christian chick was being told to take a long walk down a short pier. So its possible that I might not be an expert.

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 29 January 2006 - 02:13 PM

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#1731 Mirithorn

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 02:24 PM

Sometimes I wonder about the way Klingon was made, although it's a little more understandable. My Klingon dictionary contains no prepositions, but has really obscure culinary vocabulary in it.

#1732 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 06:13 PM

Complaint: Some people from my German class were supposed to be doing a study group thing at 4:45 in the Student Union today. I got down there, and all the lights were turned off and the doors were locked. Yeah, that's great planning.

Guess it's for the best though...I don't really know how these "study group" things work anyway.

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#1733 SimeSublime

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Posted 29 January 2006 - 09:18 PM

Mostly they just mug you and take your German Dictionaries to sell on the black market.

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#1734 Madam Corvax

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 02:17 PM

Chyld: tell the chick you have a religious crisis, are going through spiritual epiphany and want someone to take you to the Saviour or what not. If she really is uber-Christian, she'll find the challenge irresistible (note: you may tell her that there is more rejoicing in heaven from one corrected sinner than from 99 "just people" or something, etc etc) You may also tell her that you considered Hare Krishna or bhuddism for possible paths of your spiritual development. I bet this will work.

I am nasty, am I not?

Complaint: There is not enought booze in the house for me to take the edge off my nerves today.

#1735 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 03:54 PM

How long was your 'Crisis'?

Complaint: I'm not in Chyld's sig any more.

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PM me, we'll talk.

#1736 Laughlyn

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:52 PM

QUOTE (Madam Corvax @ Jan 30 2006, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I am nasty, am I not?

Indeed madam.

If you're out of alcohol you could always try swallowing toothpaste (after brushing your teeth a bit first)

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#1737 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 06:52 PM

Nothing like getting inebriated and keeping your breath fresh at the same time.

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#1738 Madam Corvax

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 11:46 AM

Swallowing toothpaste? Never heard that one

Anyway complaint: I got what I wanted and I am not senslessly happy. I wonder if it happens to other people too...

#1739 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 12:54 PM

Is it kind of like that feeling you get Christmas morning after everything's been opened, and it finally dawns on you that after all that fuss there's nothing more to look forward to?

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#1740 Cobnat

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 02:21 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 28 2006, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How does that logic work, COBNAT? It's possible to be mean from anywhere, with the internet! Being mean isn't just punching someone in the face.

Being mean has many forms.... is it possible to hate someone youve never met? OFCOURSE IT IS!!!

QUOTE (Laughlyn @ Jan 28 2006, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I have a lot of time on my hands......

How's your Yahoo group doing? Showing up on search engines yet?

Oh, By the way, the 'joke' excuse is getting kinda old. You've overused it more that Otal's imaginary friend.
none of that was serious, in fact if you look at 99% of my posts you'll see that I'm virtually never serious. The only times I get serious is when someone post something really stupid\spammy (which is begging for a verbal smackdown), or blatantly flames someone I know. (which my gentlemanly conduct requires).

I used the exuse once, and you do take things too seriuosly, you took that too seriuosly.