Thecomplaining thread. For depression.
#901
Posted 15 October 2005 - 02:01 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#903
Posted 16 October 2005 - 02:13 AM
(I keep dropping lines like this all over, but I don't think that anyone has ever gotten the joke. Unless it happens to be a secret)
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#905
Posted 16 October 2005 - 08:35 AM
#907
Posted 17 October 2005 - 11:54 AM
I've reached a state of mind where I don't care if I do something stupid or shallow, I need results fast. For the next five days (today included) I will ingest nothing but water, vitamins, and my usual prescriptions. I believe one or both of these things will happen by the end of this period:
1. I'll drop about three to (?) extra pounds
2. I'll barely be able to stand
Place your bets and/or cross your fingers.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#908
Posted 17 October 2005 - 01:08 PM
If you stop eating, your body immediately starts to think it is being starved and reacts hysterically - it will not lose any fat, only water - it will try to hold on to the resources, and it would faster burn muscles than fat.
Believe me, I've starved myself once for five days, I've eaten nothing but vegetable broth and occasional teaspoon of honey, when I thought I was going to faint from glucose deprivation. I was back to my weight in no time.
The only thing that works is to change your habits of eating - and it needs all the willpower I don't have right now, but once or twice I did indeed I suceed in losing weight effectively, meaning slowly. But then I came back to eating bread, sweets and glutinous fatty stuff and it all came back to normal.
I will never be willowy and slender. All I can do is to prevent myself from beign bloated, because that is the way my body is, and I can't change it.
Well, I've got twenty years of experience in dieting, I should know all about it.
#909
Posted 17 October 2005 - 03:31 PM
-Madam Corvax isn't on very often anymore (We miss you!)
-Society has women convinced that that they need to be size 0 to be attractive. Only the most shallow of men are only going to be attracted to only supermodel women, and society's idea of beauty doesn't always coincide with the individual's. I find women of all shapes, sizes, and colors attractive. And I prefer dark hair or especially redheads over blondes. And I don't like "willowy and slender" at all.
-I have mononucleosis.
#911
Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:17 PM
Oh, man... that's bad stuff...
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
#912
Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:53 PM
This really isn't a complaint but here goes.
My ideal woman (or something that will never happen)
-I am fond of a well rounded caboose
-Fairly thick thighs
-A generaly slightly thin disposition with a slight, but apparent muscle tone
-Height: probably close to mine, but it doesn't really matter
-Weight: as long as her body shape looks good, I don't care what her weight is
-A face that is pleasing to look at
-Long hair
-Hair, eye, and skin color don't matter much
-A skin texture that is smooth yet has a slight amount of roughness
-Doesn't need to use much or any make up
-Fairly large, perky breasts (but that doesn't matter too much)
-Has a fairly good sense of humor
-Loves games of all sorts
-Is kind and caring
-Wants to have lots of children
-Must be of at least average intelligence, but prefer better than.
-Loves to read
-Likes various kinds of music
-Enjoys good entertainment
-Has some interest in physical activities
-Can do better than me in at least some things
-Has an artistic or creative mindset
-Belongs to moderate Protestant faith (doesn't really too much matter faithwise though)
-Has a decent set of morals
-Doesn't smoke or use any harmful substances
-Can hold her own in many areas of life (including a physical fight or an argumentative one)
-Is deeply in love with me
-Has some rough edges in her personality
-Allows me to be a chivalrous guy
-Doesn't mind cliche stuff too much
-Is at least somewhat romantic
-Has a fiery spirit
-Is usually fun to be around
-Has good posture
Once again I know that I will more than likely never find someone with all of those qualities. Furthermore That doesn't bother me in the least bit. This is my idea of my ideal mate, not the real world take. I hope that no one is offended by this.
This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 17 October 2005 - 07:20 PM
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#913
Posted 17 October 2005 - 06:56 PM
This really isn't a complaint but here goes.
My ideal woman (or something that will never happen)
-I am fond of a well rounded caboose
-Fairly thick thighs
-A generaly slightly thin disposition with a slight, but apparent muscle tone
-Height: probably close to mine, but it doesn't really matter
-Weight: as long as her body shape looks good, I don't care what her weight is
-A face that is pleasing to look at
-Long hair
-Hair, eye, and skin color don't matter much
-A skin texture that is smooth yet has a slight amount of roughness
-Doesn't need to use much or any make up
-Fairly large, perky breasts (but that doesn't matter too much)
-Has a fairly good sense of humor
-Loves games of all sorts
-Is kind and caring
-Wants to have lots of children
-Must be of at least average intelligence, but prefer better than.
-Loves to read
-Likes various kinds of music
-Enjoys good entertainment
-Has some interest in physical activities
-Can do better than me in at least some things
-Has an artistic or creative mindset
-Belongs to moderate Protestant faith (doesn't really matter)
-Has a decent set of morals
-Doesn't smoke or use any harmful substances
-Can hold her own in many areas of life (including a physical fight or an argumentative one)
-Is deeply in love with me
-Has some rough edges in her personality
-Allows me to be a chivalrous guy
-Doesn't mind cliche stuff too much
-Is at least somewhat romantic
-Has a fiery spirit
Once again I know that I will more than likely never find someone with all of those qualities. Furthermore That doesn't bother me in the least bit. This is my idea of my ideal mate, not the real world take. I hope that no one is offended by this.
That's wishing a lot dude!
''The perfect woman''
Have luck, and
''You can find anything''
Those quotes I write remind my Sin City.
#914
Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:19 PM
It's not a matter of what society wants, it's what I want. And it's not just because I'm overweight, I'm downright malnourished and unhealthy - it's to the point where it's affecting my brain. In other words: I'm weaker in all areas.
And I wasn't able to last a day. Mainly because everyone I've told has said it was a very bad idea. Also it's one of those things I look back on a few hours after I declare it and think "What a dumb-ass idea! What the hell where you thinking?"
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
#915
Posted 17 October 2005 - 08:28 PM
--my favorite high school teacher, who got me a 5 on my AP Lit exam, wrote millions of wonderful recommendation letters and such for me, a beautiful long note in my yearbook, and was overall, my friend, died in her sleep last night. she was only in her mid-forties, was healthy, lively, and vivacious. there aren't any details on why she died yet.
--on my way back to school from home, I was thinking so hard about my teacher that I took I-85 N instead of I-85 S and by the time I realized it I had wasted quite a good chunk of gas.
--then I stopped at a reststop, was assaulted, and broke the fat redneck's nose. I had to drive the rest of the way back with his blood on my hand.
--when I got back to the dorm, I ran into an old middle school enemy who just happens to live in the same building as I.
--then I get online and find out I gave Slade mono when he was here, though I don't have it.
--now I'm stuck here at school working on my art midterm project while everyone else is enjoying their days off. it's empty and melancholy and SUCKS.
I guess my day could have been worse. I did get to visit my high shcool drumline and teach the drumline class. but that was the only good part of the day. ::sigh::