Thecomplaining thread. For depression.
#886
Posted 14 October 2005 - 08:28 AM
I killed the spacebar of my laptop while cleaning it. Now my spacebar is just a tiny little rubbery blob. You only realize how often you use your spacebar when it's not there... Then, I can't use my laptop at all because somehow my Dutch plug doesn't fit into my convert to English plug transformator machine thingy. Ergo, I hate plugs.
#888
Posted 14 October 2005 - 10:36 AM
I apologize.
But with regards to injuring my laptop, the thing is indestructible. I dropped it when I was standing on a chair, once, and occasionally the screen turned black, it got hot, and it made strange noises, but then I dropped it again and it stopped. I don't deliberately hurt it, but if it drops into the water, I'm not really going to be in a position to complain afterwards...
But with regards to injuring my laptop, the thing is indestructible. I dropped it when I was standing on a chair, once, and occasionally the screen turned black, it got hot, and it made strange noises, but then I dropped it again and it stopped. I don't deliberately hurt it, but if it drops into the water, I'm not really going to be in a position to complain afterwards...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#889
Posted 14 October 2005 - 12:11 PM
Wow there is like 5 pages of reading, I'm going to have to edit.
Tell me about it. Any interaction is now labeled as flirting. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse just to pay compliments to a girl. I have many friends and acquaintances at school and at work. Many of them know that I have a girlfriend already. Any time there are any interactions that seem slightly flirty, I get this vibe that I'm somehow cheating on my girlfriend by one or more people. This vibe usually comes from other girls (but they don't mind at all when I give them attention, even the ones with boyfriends). Honestly, I sometimes do flirt with other women, but its not like I'm going to act on it anytime soon. And, I'm not going to break up with my girlfriend just to be with another girl, or cheat on her. I mean seriously, I've stuck with this girl even though she wants to hold off on sex till marriage. Not that we plan on getting married, but I really enjoy being with her right now, and we do do some other things .
QUOTE (Dorothy @ Oct 13 2005, 08:35 PM)
I think that Feminists killed chivalry, and I hates them for that...
Tell me about it. Any interaction is now labeled as flirting. Sometimes it's a pain in the arse just to pay compliments to a girl. I have many friends and acquaintances at school and at work. Many of them know that I have a girlfriend already. Any time there are any interactions that seem slightly flirty, I get this vibe that I'm somehow cheating on my girlfriend by one or more people. This vibe usually comes from other girls (but they don't mind at all when I give them attention, even the ones with boyfriends). Honestly, I sometimes do flirt with other women, but its not like I'm going to act on it anytime soon. And, I'm not going to break up with my girlfriend just to be with another girl, or cheat on her. I mean seriously, I've stuck with this girl even though she wants to hold off on sex till marriage. Not that we plan on getting married, but I really enjoy being with her right now, and we do do some other things .
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
#893
Posted 14 October 2005 - 07:44 PM
If you were a god, I'd worship you. If not, you might have some difficulty there... Maybe if you claim to be an incarnation of a god?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#895
Posted 14 October 2005 - 07:51 PM
Or you could do that thing with a knife and a bag of m&ms- starve someone, and when they're susceptible, ask them if they worship you. If they say no, cut them, and state that in fact you are a god and they should worship you. If they say yes, give them an m&m. I've never tried it personally, but I HEAR it works...
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
#899
Posted 15 October 2005 - 12:50 PM
QUOTE (banned @ Oct 14 2005, 07:23 PM)
Why do you read it from the begginning? it's like 60 pages of nothingness...
What exactly do you mean by that statement?
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto
Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>