[Vesuvius]

Because then they would not be tempted to get me anything again. They will leave me off of their list and possibly not even want me to come to future family gatherings.

I know, I sound bad, but I just like being alone. Since being kicked out and making it on my own, I am happy with that and I have no intentions of returning.

[Lord Aquaman]

I'm an insomniac.

[Jane Sherwood]

I only have one sleeping pill left and can't get any more for a week.

[Icey]

Yukai's secret identity revealed!

YUKAI'S SECRET ORIGIN

[Slade]

*gasp* Yukai is the charred remains of Superdick's Father's Day gift?!

Complaint: I'm sleeping worse than usual, and they butchered Facebook.

[Chyld]

Complaint: Well, The Great Inevitability has once again reared its head. Ladies, you can start forming a queue again now...

[Spoon Poetic]

Aw, Chyld, I'm so sorry. At least you had what time you had, neh? Memories, all that shiz... Yeah, that helps none.

*hugs you tightly*

Feel better soon. I command it.

[Slade]

I'm really sorry to hear that, Chyld. It is total shit. But what Spoon commands, you have to do...

Complaint: AARGH! Web design class! There is no more torturous medium of creation in all of existence. I would rather sculpt in dung than sit here. Must... pay... attention... not... slack... off...

Have I mentioned how my professor had rap music blasting when I came in today, and that she also assumes we already know what we're doing and have been doing it for a while, even though this is a rudimentary course that has but one even more rudimentary and poorly taught prerequisite?

This post has been edited by Slade: 07 September 2006 - 01:15 PM

[Vesuvius]

Nice one Icey . (shakes head) I don't even like Superman. If I was his enemy, I'd forge a sword out of kryptonite or make a couple of bullets out of kryptonite and shoot him while he's on the crapper or something. I wouldn't even take credit for killing him off, I'd just walk away.

[Icey]

I'm sorry to hear Chyld I won't even go where my first thoughts went. All I can say is, you can have Icelandic women if you like.

Yukai, that's clearly the kind of behaviour you descripe. Ergo, you are Superman.

[Vesuvius]

How do you come to the conclusion that I am Superman? Is it because the comic refered to Superman as a d*ck? And thus you think that I am one too? Hmmmm, ... I am just very stoic to family gatherings and I could care less about being with anyone. That doesn't make me a d*ck, that just makes me antisocial. I have other things to do in life than worry about petty garbage that my family thinks that their lives should consist of.

I take no offence in any of this by the way. It's just silly banter to me. I've heard worse and been treated lesser for being an individual.

[Icey]

Your comment just reminded me of that scene because that was just so cold. Like ICE!

I feel like I need to complain. I'm not going to America over thanksgiving. Poop.

[Vesuvius]

Ohhhh, okay. Cool.

Speaking of vacations, I would like to go to Iceland someday. I've seen very interesting scenery in a few books that Iceland has to offer.

[Icey]

Just watch out for the women, they might storm you. (Bloody whores) other than that, I quite like my isolated island nation.

[Jane Sherwood]

Complaint: There is no hot water in the building at all. How the fuck did this happen?! I can't get a shower because the water in every stall is ice cold, not even the sink has warm water.