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good luck with all that! ooh and I like rusty spoons....
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 08:28 AM
Mirithorn, I think that qualifies as massive hoseage, even by my standards.... good luck with all that!
ooh and I like rusty spoons....
good luck with all that! ooh and I like rusty spoons....
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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#3317
Jane Sherwood
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 09:00 AM
Any form of maiming and dismemberment is better with rusty spoons! Rusty spoons for everybody! We'll all get together and bring the evilest bastards we know, and then we can have a party with them!
A Rusty Spoon Dismemberment and Disemboweling Party! Weeeeee!
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...I should really go to bed...damn not-Ambien-having-ness...
A Rusty Spoon Dismemberment and Disemboweling Party! Weeeeee!
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...I should really go to bed...damn not-Ambien-having-ness...
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 09:13 AM
lobotomies! you forgot the rusty spoon lobotomies! bad Janey!
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:07 AM
How about disembowelment using a wooden spoon?
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:15 AM
only if it's a particularly splintery one.
This post has been edited by Emu: 30 May 2006 - 11:15 AM
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 11:19 AM
Virtually I want to cause lumps before I get to the bowels and I thought a blunt object might have another effect over the pain. I know it could take longer.
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 12:28 PM
Hmm.... Rusty spoons, eh?...
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 12:32 PM
rrrrrusssty spoooooooonnsss.
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 01:02 PM
Maybe an embowelment with a rusty folk, you could then have spaghetti bolognese or even "spaghetti bollocknaise." No offense intended by the joke.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 May 2006 - 01:09 PM
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 01:38 PM
Sheesh, I need a new handle... 
Don't disembowel anyone with me, please! (Well, there are some exceptions to that...)
Don't disembowel anyone with me, please! (Well, there are some exceptions to that...)
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 02:43 PM
Maybe it could be done poetically in return for poetic justice.
Well I have seen worse, some people get emboweled with crushers and blunt objects that are larger than rusty spoons.
Well I have seen worse, some people get emboweled with crushers and blunt objects that are larger than rusty spoons.
This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 30 May 2006 - 02:53 PM
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 03:39 PM
I... I'm afraid that can't really add something to the discussion. I usually let my henchmen and minions take care of matters that lead to disemboweling others, don't know exactly which method they're using, I always stop listening to them when I hear them saying something about "Jalapeņo", "three tons of Sambal Oelek" and "pure Capsaicin".
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 03:53 PM
Just as your art should influence your life, so my habits affect my disembowling. It takes a real stonerman to be able to remove someones ears with a hashpipe...
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Posted 30 May 2006 - 04:09 PM
I may use a big rusty blunt screwdriver or file instead for disembowelment if I was a murderer.
Which do you think is worse: Parallel killers or serial killers?
(Well I know the methods vary but I mean the concept.)
Which do you think is worse: Parallel killers or serial killers?
(Well I know the methods vary but I mean the concept.)