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I don't know what else you could do, other than ask individual people.
Once my cat ran away, and we put up signs and everything only to find that he was happily living with someone else. Who didn't have a clue there were sign.
Thecomplaining thread. For depression.
#1246
Mirithorn 
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:59 AM
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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#1247
floppydisk
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 08:35 AM
Sorry to hear about Louis... Hope he makes it home.
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If you will it, it is no dream.
#1248
Despondent
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 12:27 PM
I'm really feeling good vibes from your concern, everyone.
My buddy Steve called with a Louis alert. there's a school near there and the Janitor, et al have seen Louis (supposedly) running around and taking off into the woods. they said they'd keep a look out and rescue Lou. I'm going over in a little while to whistle and call myself. the woods are pretty deep, so timing is key. but hope is alive and thanks again for the positive thoughts.
My buddy Steve called with a Louis alert. there's a school near there and the Janitor, et al have seen Louis (supposedly) running around and taking off into the woods. they said they'd keep a look out and rescue Lou. I'm going over in a little while to whistle and call myself. the woods are pretty deep, so timing is key. but hope is alive and thanks again for the positive thoughts.
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 01:17 PM
I wish you the best in finding your pup, Despondant.
I'm here at my wonderful desk job getting paid to do the work of a trained monkey (it's higher than my job at the fast food place that I have to work at tonight (which will probably be understaffed and understocked again... :pinch)), but I don't know how to scan these sheets properly and my boss - who's the only other person who knows how - is at a meeting, so I can't learn how to do them. ><
I'm here at my wonderful desk job getting paid to do the work of a trained monkey (it's higher than my job at the fast food place that I have to work at tonight (which will probably be understaffed and understocked again... :pinch)), but I don't know how to scan these sheets properly and my boss - who's the only other person who knows how - is at a meeting, so I can't learn how to do them. ><
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 02:04 PM
Wasn't him. 
#1251
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 02:55 PM
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
#1252
Mirithorn
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 03:19 PM
Complaint:I fell asleep during a study hall today. I woke up five minutes after the bell rang. I got up, turned to go, and managed to trip over nothing and twist my ankle. Then I got up, took two steps, and tripped over nothing again. Now my ankle hurts.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:24 PM
Ok, Mirithorn, repeat after me: Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot...
Despondant: That's awful... Where could the poor guy have gotten off to? I wish I could help...
Despondant: That's awful... Where could the poor guy have gotten off to? I wish I could help...
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Dorothy
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:27 PM
Mirithorn - Whenever I trip I claim that I was breaking into a spontaneous sprint.
Complaint: My bank says that I am an old dead man. And won't give me a loan. Because I'm dead. Or a man. Which is sexist.
Despondent - I'm so sorry. I hope he comes home soon.
Complaint: My bank says that I am an old dead man. And won't give me a loan. Because I'm dead. Or a man. Which is sexist.
Despondent -
I'm so sorry. I hope he comes home soon.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Mirithorn
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:31 PM
"I was breaking into a spontaneous sprint... out of the physics classroom... Of course falling to the floor and screaming in pain is part of my warmup routine!"
Once when I was getting an xray the information sheet thing said I was 110 years old.
Couldn't you just show up and tell them you're not dead?
Once when I was getting an xray the information sheet thing said I was 110 years old.
Couldn't you just show up and tell them you're not dead?
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:34 PM
I tried that, but they didn't believe me. The problem is that they mis-entered my Social Security Number, so now the credit reporting agencies are reporting that I died some time in the 60's.
"The problem is, you're not a kangaroo... that's a bear... and he's in your pants."
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
"Maybe artists shouldn't talk about their art."
"Well kids, I guess your father isn't a hermaphrodite."
"Izzy! enough with the rabid smootching!!"
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Mirithorn
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 04:39 PM
Complaint: I got a test back today, accompanied by the comment. "You did something very silly. You got a perfect score on the first page. Guess what? There were two pages." *slaps forehead*
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:47 PM
Let me be the first to say HAHAHA
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:52 PM
QUOTE (Mirithorn @ Nov 30 2005, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Complaint: I got a test back today, accompanied by the comment. "You did something very silly. You got a perfect score on the first page. Guess what? There were two pages." *slaps forehead*
I have totally done that.
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Posted 30 November 2005 - 06:59 PM
My doctor's response after telling him all the problems I'd been having:
"You are the oldest nineteen-year-old I've ever met!"
"You are the oldest nineteen-year-old I've ever met!"
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994