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Posted 08 November 2006 - 11:08 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Nov 8 2006, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wasn't paralyzed, though. I was able to sit up and squint a bit at it, and it only disappeared after I turned around and reached for the light. Funny thing, I wasn't wearing my glasses and couldn't see anything clearly, but that little animal thing stood out clear as day, albeit rather...semi-transparently, like some sort of apparition.

Anyone know if there’s any kind of mythology about weird raccoon/opossum/fox-looking animals and dreams? I know it sounds silly, but I can’t get rid of the feeling that I saw something I wasn’t supposed to. That, and a definite “Oops…ah crap…” vibe from the little guy.


Often right after I wake up I see people or animals next to my bed. Sometimes they talk to me. But if I blink a couple of times they disappear.

Beats me what it is.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:53 AM

I had a weird nightmare last night - I dreamt that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were outside my home, sitting under a tree, pretending to be a loving couple, and for some reason I'm sitting across from them watching them with great boredom. Next thing I know, Katie's complaining about me not being an attentive viewer and Cruise is attacking me, demanding I apologize.

And then I woke up at 4-something in the morning.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 03:43 PM

I barely slept at all last night, and when I did I dreamed of playing System Shock 2. Endlessly. For those unfamiliar with SS2, this consists of wandering through a large green pipe with a wrench, getting nickled and dimed to death by various monstrosities howling things like, "Babies need fresh meat!"

There isn't much freakier in concept than the midwives from SS2, I'll say that.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 07:23 PM

had a bizarre dream about my history class. a girl in my history class was being really ditzy, and a guy in the class was getting progressively more and more annoyed with her. finally, he loses it - he leaps over the table, grabs the glasses out of the teacher's shirt pocket, and sticks them on the girl's face. I get pissed off since I take it as a negative statement about wearing glasses. the teacher gets pissed off since he takes it as a negative statement about wearing *his* particular glasses. everyone else is just confused.
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Posted 15 November 2006 - 08:20 PM

Last night I had a very homosexual dream. It was very gay. I was in some kind of meeting hall thingy, and I was getting hit on by lots of guys. It was very gay, but at least none of the men were flamers.

I ran it by some friends (bad idea) and recieved notions of me having repressed sexual desires (which is definately true, except not those kind of desires).
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

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Posted 15 November 2006 - 09:46 PM

I had a dream last night that my former physics teacher was actually Snape, and he wouldn't give me a piece of paper to write the answers for my test on. So I gave up and went away, but came back in time to watch one of my classmates shooting another in the head with a staple gun. I thought it was really hilarious, cause, see, the second classmate thought he was immune to staple guns because he had a helmet on.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 10:53 AM

I had a very nasty dream the other night. It started quite fine, with me, a housemate and her boyfriend going into space, controlling the spaceship via a satnav, and generally being amazed at the beautiful panorama of the solar system (it really was beautiful, but probably nothing like our real solar system.)

Then I came back to earth, and all my teeth disinteregrated into fragments.

It was grotesque: I could feel patricles of teeth in my mouth, huge gaps where teeth should have been. I was so upset it wasn't funny. And rather than being sympathetic, my mum just told me to brush my teeth more.

I still carefully check my teeth are still there every morning now, and its been a week.
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Posted 17 November 2006 - 11:33 AM

Ugh, I hate teeth dreams. >_<

That's funny though, I had a dream having to do with space last night, too; and your dream reminded me of it. Basically I was running (because I tend to run rather than walk in my dreams) down some really big house's halls, through secret passageways and stuff, with my best friend. And then I got a call on my cell, and the caller i.d. said something like "US Space Probe Cockpit." I didn't answer the phone in time, so I listened to my voicemail, and first there was a recording explaining how the spaceship could use a telephone from space to earth by the new fax machine technology, and then that this particular spaceship was manned by one man and would be in Mars' orbit for a year. Then it cut off before an actual person could talk, and I wasn't about to call him back because I'm sure cellphone charges from Earth to Mars' orbit would be spectacular.

...That was all.

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Posted 18 November 2006 - 08:17 PM

Last night, I had to fly a plane from Los Angeles to New York. LA looking a lot like NY at the time. For some reason, John Cleese (Python era) was my co-pilot, and had the map. Which he dropped beneath the sky, represented in my head as a lump of cloudy grey on the floor. THEN I ended up in whatever the American equivilant of a service station is. One guy didn't notice his bottle of wine was leaking. Another was, inexplicably, wanking. I just wanted some blackcurrant squash, which only came in rounded glass bottles big as a Coke bottle. I need my head examining, yes.
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Posted 19 November 2006 - 02:39 PM

Last night I was somehow both living back at home and still going to school here. I somehow acquired a cat, and she was really adorable and I loved her, but I didn't quite know what to do with her. I had also started attending a class that one of my friends had taken, for no good reason. I think at one point I brought the cat to lecture. later, I realized that the cat would probably not want to eat pasta every day for a week, so I was going to have to actually start cooking. I would also have to take the cat for walks two hours each day. one day I came home and the cat wasn't there anymore, but my mom had acquired a different, younger cat. then another day that cat was gone and someone else acquired a cat, or something. it was strange.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 02:56 AM

Last night I went to an orgy. With my best friend. Who is a lady that shaves her head. There were like a lot of people there, some famous faces, like Halle Berry, she kicked off the orgy. And like the whole time I was feeling both excited and extremely uncomfortable because this friend I pined over for two years and I've been coming to terms that me + her = kaboom. Also, people apparently took turns while everyone else watched, and me and her were very close to the end of the line, so I began fidgeting about and found these "Everything is not going to be OK" stickers. Fine, I put one on my back. Then suddenly, my friend is starting to undress and I go like uh oh! I better do that too. I'm no longer wearing the shirt I was wearing, nor the pants. I'm wearing these hill billy overalls, a cut shirt in the back exposing my back, and somewhere, stuffed under my clothes there is a fleece jacket. So I just wound up wearing the fleece jacket and when I was about to take it off and start having sex with my friend and another lady, for they had already begun their tour of fun. I woke up.
Also! Quite early on in the dream, we talked like for ten minutes about what we should do in the orgy! Going through set possibilities, threesomes and various other options down to positions and activities. Wah!
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 08:50 PM

well, that's always awkward!

had a dream that I painted my door and it was really cool. I wish I could remember what I painted on it.
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Posted 28 November 2006 - 10:54 PM

I had a dream someone murdered my sister. I don't have a sister. But then it turned out he was really really sorry, so that was all right then, and we went waterskiing together. Or were going to, before the president of my school's Nerdly Games club started chasing me with an axe. At that point, the house I was running around in changed into my school, without undergoing any actual alterations. So I ran into my English classroom hoping the teacher would save me (if you knew him, you would be able to grasp just how hilarious that misconception was*). He just laughed, though. But Bruce (the person chasing me) got bored, so that was okay.


*No, seriously. If you've ever read Monstrous Regiment, he is almost EXACTLY like Lieutenant Blouse. The resemblance is kind of scary. Plus he smiles by stretching the corners of his mouth to the side and down and raising his eyebrows, speaks in a really quiet, calm voice that really should count as a whisper, and has been voted "Most Likely To Secretly Be A Serial Killer" by three years of students in a row. Unofficially, of course.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 03 January 2007 - 10:45 AM

Yeah, I'm thinking I should have got up after my nightmare about being chased up to my bedroom, first by a giant, then by a giant floating nose (with moustache) that busted my door down.
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Posted 03 January 2007 - 10:18 PM

I dreamt that next semester had started already sad.gif

and weirded-out moment: my mom has actually recently acquired a cat. and I had completely forgotten about the dream where I and my mom had acquired a cat, until just now, when I read further up the page.
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Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
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If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
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