[TruJade]

!his is stupid! the question has been answered
the Emperor was too busy making evil plans
and buying designer hooded cloaks
and loving his newly appointed position of power
to concern himself with Padme any longer

Anakin was preoccupied with, you know, healing
after getting his butt burned to a crisp by Obi.
Either way you slice it the fact remains that once
Padme was pronounced dead, really dead, that was it.

And its Nabooian custom not to question who the child's father is.
So what the Emperor knew if Anakin
had any children they would be a danger to him?
He thought the chick was dead!!!
and so were her little ticking time bombs

Done

This post has been edited by TruJade: 24 October 2008 - 04:19 AM

[Mr Pye]

And its Nabooian custom not to question who the child's father is.


It is?

The only thing I can remember about Nabooan mating habits is that some dude named Palo nailed a twelve year old.

[TruJade]

hey hey
that just happened
no one said it was custom

[pandora114]

I just love how the medical droids hands were two ginormous forceps.

...

I'd die too seeing those come at my crotch 0_0

And umm making her head lower than her pelvis? Umm how is that supposed to expidite those two HUGE THIRTEEN POUND BABIES being born eh?

Like come on. Those babies...were like the size of 6 months old

Sorry THAT Baby was the size of a 6 month old...just kinda shooped into the scene twice..

But yeah...two 6 month old babies in teeny tiny Padme? come on... There was so much wrong with that scene.

And yes they stuffed cotton into her belly to keep her looking pregnant. or something. nom nom nom.

[Dr Lecter]

Maybe the Jedi have force taxidermistry?

[pandora114]

LOL I can picture it now.

"Obiwan: Her legs in the stirrups they must be"

"But Master Yoda...rigor mortis has set in, I can't keep them spread"

"Do or do not! there is no try! Hurry we must! Keep the cavern open we must "

*Obiwan strains while he uses force telekinesis to hold open Padme's legs. Yoda picking up another wad of cotton batting from the table uses the force to shove it up Padme's "cavern" and into her uterus*

[Dr Lecter]

Probably the real excuse is that it was the will of the force.

[Dr Lecter]

If fact, I challenge Chefelf to a Star Wars duel! He must come up with a flaw in the plot of the PT, which cannot be answered with "it was the will of the force".

Let the game begin.

[Toru-chan]

He must come up with a flaw in the plot of the PT, which cannot be answered with "it was the will of the force". Let the game begin.

Ok. "It was boring."

Your move...

[Dr Lecter]

It was... the will of the force that the PT rely too much on CGI and not enough on plot and logic.

[Vesuvius]

"A flaw in the plot" dilema that doesn't rely on the Force is easily remedied by this answer:

It made sense to Lucas, it was approved by MacCallum, and it was hyped with toys, candy, games, and burger-chain value meals.

Seriously, no matter how foolish or pathetic a scene or concept is in the PT, it was done without thinking of what it's going to imply later on.

[Dr Lecter]

The force compels you to agree. See my argument makes no sense, hence it must be correct.

[TruJade]

that is terrible logic are you telling me it
was the will of the force

for all the Jedi to die or go into hiding?
Even the younglings?

oh and it was the will of the force for the
Dark side to rule for 20 years?

No, my friend . . . No!

[Dr Lecter]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[TruJade]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO