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Arabic Assasin Alienates Aviators July 15, 2005

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Posted 17 July 2005 - 07:10 PM

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‘Arabic Assassin’ loses baggage screener job
TSA fires Houston rapper who sings of rape, murder, mass attacks

HOUSTON - Bassam Khalaf was paid to help keep U.S. air travel safe as a baggage screener. His alter ego, the “Arabic Assassin,” rapped about flying a plane into a building.

The Transportation Security Administration could not reconcile the two and fired him last week, saying his free speech rights as an aspiring rap singer did not extend to a right to check luggage at Houston Intercontinental Airport.

“I was one of the ones screening the bags thoroughly,” Khalaf said Friday. “I wouldn’t let a bomb get on a plane.”

He also was the self-proclaimed Arabic Assassin, who didn’t do songs about love but preferred to sing about killing, raping and blowing things up.

From one of his songs: “My name is Bassam, a one-man band, I came from sand, affiliated with the Taliban.”

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thanks to J m HofMarN for this one right there...


"He also was the self-proclaimed Arabic Assassin, who didn’t do songs about love but preferred to sing about killing, raping and blowing things up."

as opposed to good old wholesome american rap which is primarily about killing, rape, and drugs.

hmmm....

i wonder if 50cent's career in rap cost him his job as a heroin dealer?
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 08:17 PM

I think the US government should give him a record contract, and of course they would put a chip in every CD to track them. And bang, terrorism problem solved.

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Posted 17 July 2005 - 11:23 PM

Kind of interesting he got the job in the first place... "hmmm.... we want our border guards to be able to recognise Middle Eas.. i mean, suspicious people - so we hired a Mid.. suspicious guy... err..."
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 01:40 PM

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My name is Bassam, a one-man band, I came from sand, affiliated with the Taliban.


How is this guy not signed to a record deal yet?
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 05:23 AM

Osama Bin Laden should start his own record label... put anthrax in every CD so when it reaches a certain speed it explodes and kills fuck loads of people. Cash AND murder of westerners! What more could he want! *Minutes afterwards Bush sets up "Bush Records" selling arabic music*

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 11:31 PM

Osama doesn't do chemical warfare, he blows things up, silly.
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Posted 21 July 2005 - 02:01 PM

LOL!! Read the MSN article.

He says, I gotta make it as a rapper now, theres no turning back.

LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA HA

But in all seriousness, good luck buddy...
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Posted 22 July 2005 - 01:37 PM

I believe I quote Pokey The Penguin when I say:

...YES!

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Posted 24 July 2005 - 11:18 PM

I liked the glue and board with nails escapade better.
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 02:06 PM

-SPLUT- Glue AND nails.

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Posted 01 August 2005 - 03:57 PM

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