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Posted 16 July 2005 - 04:48 AM

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Just trying to get some conversation going. Anyone there?
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Posted 16 July 2005 - 07:08 AM

Branch out to the other forums. Theres generally people in the lobby, or whatnot. The L&E section is mostly dead.
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Posted 16 July 2005 - 08:09 AM

I don't hang around particular forums. I use New Posts to find conversation.
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Posted 16 July 2005 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jul 16 2005, 05:09 AM)
I don't hang around particular forums. I use New Posts to find conversation.


I do that too, but I'm getting sick of Star Wars stuff, so I've had to browse around more lately =p
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Posted 16 July 2005 - 12:26 PM

I imitate fanboys in the SW threads.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 01:23 AM

I immolate fanboys in the SW threads.
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Posted 18 July 2005 - 02:54 PM

I make it my lifes duty to completly avoid fanboys in the SW threads.
That, and to learn how to flip omlettes without turning them into mush.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 03:19 PM

I got the second part, but I find fanboys funny. Which is why I pretend to be one.
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 07:49 AM

I find your anti-fanboy comments quite offensive, as all we do is admire the awesome work of an awesome director who, since 1999, has made three awesome movies of awesome-ness. Anyone that complains about George Lucas' new, better movies or his Special Editions don't realise that they're his movies and he can do what he wants with them. Special effects make me horny.

But seriously though, I realised today that the SFX in the new movies, when watched in a certain way, contain a subliminal message in which a Jedi does a Jedi Mind Trick on the viewer convincing them that the movie is good. And we all know Jedi Mind Tricks only work on the weak-minded...
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Posted 19 July 2005 - 08:59 AM

I found this post's title pretty interesting. ohmy.gif

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Special effects make me horny.


Why?
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 23 July 2005 - 05:03 AM

I tried to get officer B to come to the new forums months back. He's an LandE die hard!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 23 July 2005 - 10:28 PM

L&E shall rise again!

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