Any way who is your most hated TPM character?
Looking past the obvious Jar Jar and Boss Nass:
Midochlorians: OH GOD WHY GOD WHY?
Padme: She's whiny and annoying.
Anakin: Yipee! Ooops! Oh wow the engine has started all by itself and I'm now flying into space.
Nute Gunray: Everything about this character sucks. Limp low-grade evil. As threatening as Clippy.
Roger-roger droids: They suck absolutely and totally. More annoying and less threatening than Clippy.
Two-headed Announcer: I don't care what Galaxy you're from but this character really sucks.
Jaba the Hutt: For a cheap, greasy cameo.
Black Nabooian Guards: because they keep changing them and think we won't notice.
Artoo: For not bleeping back "Since f*ng when do Droids get medals you stupid b*?"
Qui-gon: Because it was role made for Liam Neeson, not the other way around.
Gungans: They suck, and with the Roger-roger droids gave us a huge CGI battle that no one cared about.
Yoda: He's just plain annoying these days, and keeps says dumb things.
The Senate: This was just bad, pretentious, dull cinema.
Everyone involved in that Pod Race: Even before it dawned on me how much TPM sucked, while I was sat through this I realized it was just there to sell toys.
Jedis: They now look like the gatecrashers in Weird Science. And they keep saying dumb things.
Smee: For having such a stupid name. For the virgin birth thing.
Naboo Underwater Monsters: For being in such a cheap joke. For not eating the underwater spaceship. For not pointing out the stupidity of an underwater spaceship.
Young Greedo: Another sleazy cameo. He should have bit George Lucas' nuts off.
George Lucas: for continuing to rape my childhood, and getting shirty when I complain about it.
Watoo: Oh it seems unconnected but if it wasn't for this ugly Arabic stereotype, Bush could have never sold the invasion of Iraq to the American Public.
Redeeming features:
That Red and Black Sith Thing: It was pretty cool.
Obi-won: Ewan played him well EXCEPT FOR "his midochlorian count is off the scale"
This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 07 January 2009 - 05:54 PM