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Dear Slade,
Please change your user avatar. Every time I see that smug little gingerhaired pixilated cockwrench, I want to punch him right in his stupid freckled face. Look at him with his artfully raised eyebrow and his gelled boatprow of hair. He's all "Hey there, I'm so much better than you". What a jerk. You can just tell he was that cunt at school, that really overbearing nerd that even the other nerds didn't like, who always wore immaculate collared shirts and got a real kick out of pompously correcting other people. He's so hateful. Make him go away.
Yours restrainedly,
Sarhu
Attn. Slade An open letter
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Chyld 
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:35 AM
Too late, he went to bed an hour or three ago.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:46 AM
I think you fell in to Slade's trap. This was his plan all along.....
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 03:32 PM
No, this was just a part of his plan! After you, he plans on annoying everyone into submission with that asshole of an avatar. They will give him control of the world, and he still won't change it. The Greys will offer him great technology to change it, but he still won't. Finally they will give him control of the universe. Only then will that little twit on his av disappear.
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barend
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:44 PM
why do people hate redheads so much?
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:40 PM
It's not his hair, it's the expression.
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:42 PM
My girlfriend has red hair.
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floppydisk
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:26 PM
My sister has red hair.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:27 PM
The person I'm currently stalking has red hair.
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I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 12:50 AM
What? Don't you talk that way about Mike from Star Tropics. That series kicked far too much ass for me to switch avatars because for some wierd reason it freaks you out. Mike is actually a nice guy when he's not having to save the world from alien invasions with a yo-yo or a katana given to him by Leonardo Davinci. I madam, am offended, and were you male, would have challenged you to a duel to the death, but instead I'm going to be deliberately condescending to further push your buttons.
And for the record, I consider red hair a turn on on women.
And for the record, I consider red hair a turn on on women.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 02:52 AM
Red hair is sexy. I don't hate your smug git avatar because of his hair colour. I hate him because he's a cunt. Besides, his hair is more sort of brown with pretentions to red. He's so lame.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 03:47 AM
C'mon, surely you of all people can do better than "cunt" and "lame." That's something the morons called me back in highschool when I didn't act like them.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 04:48 AM
I have nothing against the avatar. He reminds me of a younger version of...well...me. Only I had no freckles. And I have brown hair. And I wasn't a jerk. Well, okay maybe I was a jerk, but I definitely did NOT have red hair.
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 02:22 AM
I don't think he looks like a jerk at all, I like him. He makes me think of the Weaselys.
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Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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