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Bush Blunders on Bike and Bashes Brit Bobbie Thursday, July 7, 2005

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 05:05 AM

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Accident-prone George Bush admitted today he should start “acting my age” after crashing his mountain bike into a policeman.

The US president came to grief as he cycled around the grounds of the Gleneagles Hotel, the G8 summit venue, on his 59th birthday yesterday.

Mr Bush was left with cuts to his arm and hand while the luckless officer was taken to hospital for checks before returning to duty.

“It goes to show I should act my age,” he told reporters this morning.

The president is a keen cyclist who is known to listen to his iPod while in the saddle.

He compared his mishap to American Tour de France competitor David Zabriskie who dramatically crashed in the final moments of Tuesday’s stage but admitted “he’s a better bike rider than me”.

Mr Bush blamed a rigorous work-out and the damp conditions in Scotland as he appeared at an early morning press call with Tony Blair.

“When you ride hard on a mountain bike, sometimes you fall, otherwise you are not riding hard,” he said.

“It was the end of a good, hard ride and the pavement was slick. The bike came off underneath me.”

The president was bandaged by a White House doctor but showed no signs of his injury as he posed for the traditional “family photo” ahead of a banquet last night hosted by the Queen.

He laughed off the incident this morning, joking: “It is a beautiful day for a bike ride. So was yesterday, I thought.”

Mr Bush insisted he felt fine and “ready to go” this morning, saying his concern was for the officer, who is from the Strathclyde force.

“I talked to him. He is doing fine. (I’m) less worried about myself,” he said.

Yesterday’s accident was just one in a long list of Bush mishaps.

In May last year he fell off his mountain bike, grazing his chin, upper lip, nose, both knees, and his right hand, while riding on his ranch in Texas.

In 2002, Mr Bush fainted and fell off his sofa in the White House when he choked on a pretzel while watching American football. He passed out for a few seconds, then woke up and called for White House medical staff.

In June 2003, he fell off his high-tech Segway scooter as he stepped on to it at his family estate in Kennebunkport, Maine. But he managed to leap to safety, landing on his feet.

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I think this tells us everything we already know about Mr Bush once again...
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 05:51 AM

This is brilliant, ridiculous, terrifying and sad all at the same time!
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:23 AM

Whatever, If I had to choose a president to back me up in a fight , it would be Bush. You think clinton could crash a bike and then say "I ride hard baby!!!!"

Bush is tough as nails. Hmmm, I really can't defend the 'whistling' to his ipod bit though. I guess we all have our nancy boy moments.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:54 AM

We're not concerned about how hard he is, we're concerned that he rode a bike into a policeman.

Now I've got this mental image of Dubya cycling along, whistling to something, completly oblivious the poor Bobby in front of him, then THUMP WHEE "Oopsy!"

Sadly, I doubt that this actually happened. Ho hum.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 01:29 PM

Ok Jordan, you and Bush against me and Arnie. We'll see whos hard then.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:48 PM

when will that dude learn to ride a bike...?
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:00 PM

I've actually crashed my bike once or twice, so I can see that it's not that big of a deal. Unless of course you crash into an actual human being, which is certainly a very small target.

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:02 PM

Never. Cheney will remove any hard objects from the path and let Bushie go wild.
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:50 PM

At least bikers now know that they can be president of the United States...
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 08:54 PM

I don't see what the big deal is. Everyone has accidents once in a while.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:15 AM

Jordan,

The idea that Bush is "hard as nails" is pretty silly. When has Bush ever done ANYTHING that sugested any sort of personal toughness? Starting wars other people will have to fight doesn't count.

Clinton would probably be much better to have in a fight since he actually physically stood up to an alcoholic stepfather to protect his mother. Bush, on the other hand, a man well into middle age, still seems creepily fixated on living up to his daddy's expectations like the pampered man-child that he probably is.

And if you could have ANY president back you up in a fight, might I suggest Teddy Roosevelt and U.S. Grant, men who, unlike Bush, actually proved their mettle in combat.

And, by the way, I can easily imagine Clinton saying "I ride hard, baby!"
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 09:14 AM

You know what they say, "Running a country is like riding a bike".
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 09:48 AM

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I don't see what the big deal is. Everyone has accidents once in a while.


The thing is he's an imbecile, and he's the king of the world.

One minute he's riding his bike into a fecking policeman, the next he'll be riding his wooden toy wheeley horsey into the 'nuke the bastards' button. I'd feel safer with a sponge in charge of the free world.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 11:03 AM

It's not like he hit the guy on purpose. It's pretty easy to fall on your bike. Two wheels no wider than one inch, and any slippery surface presents a problem.

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 03:34 PM

Bush works out, I know that much. He's also a cowboy. He rides horses, shoots guns etc...

Keep in mind he was also a rowdy shit distruber in university. He had a alchol and coke addiction mixed with a hot temper.

Clinton was so passive and laid back.

Bush uses hilarious terms like "smoke em out" too. He has a tough edge to him.
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