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INDEPENDENCE EXTRAVAGANZA ARTICLE about roofing

#1 J m HofMarN

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 01:05 AM

In the coming week I'll be posting a three part photo essay about my struggles to patch my roof with a creative roofing compound. It's a good thing to because that war on Chyldism was really starting to get too intense. Part one is now up for your sexua... erm I mean for your reading pleasure.

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 10:01 PM

That was great. I think it's the best article you've put up yet.

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Posted 06 July 2005 - 10:50 PM

Part two just went up.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 06 July 2005 - 11:28 PM

I know. I love the suicide machine name.

Your house is tall.

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#5 J m HofMarN

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 01:29 AM

Yeah wait til you see the view from the top!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:37 PM

I have to say that I was kind of dissapointed at first. I was expecting a seanbaby style fireworks re-inactment of the invasion of iraq. But it's and entertaining enough article after a proper read, especially the idea of of installing a firemans poll and the mental images of a pirate waiter.

Great stuff JM.

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Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:44 PM

I didnt have my friend around to help me with the fireworks, and Seanbaby has cornered the market on that sort of thing anyhow. The third installment contains even more pictures and some gum. I think the irony of a roof repair article for the fourth of july extravaganza is part of the humor.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 01:21 PM

*additional praise for the funny article*

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Posted 09 July 2005 - 01:21 AM

Ok the dramatic conclusion has been posted and this one has more pictures than ever!

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 01:36 AM

I hope more people than just Sime enjoyed this. This article got me in trouble with a girl, damn it! I don't see why femaled have such an aversion to male stupidity, you'd think they'd be used to it.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 09:42 AM

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Truly, it had been a great day for drinking, a great day for gum, and a great day for self endangering stupidity. And when you think about it, isn't that what America is all about?

Spot on JM.

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Posted 12 July 2005 - 10:58 AM

Yeah I actually just whipped that ending up to give it a more gradniose feel the original ending was a lot more boring.

If you liked this article you're going to love my next adventure, starring the communist government of China.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

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Posted 20 July 2005 - 10:17 PM

Whoa that was hilarious! Did it work?

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