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INDEPENDENCE EXTRAVAGANZA ARTICLE about roofing
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 01:05 AM
In the coming week I'll be posting a three part photo essay about my struggles to patch my roof with a creative roofing compound. It's a good thing to because that war on Chyldism was really starting to get too intense. Part one is now up for your sexua... erm I mean for your reading pleasure.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#6
Posted 07 July 2005 - 06:37 PM
I have to say that I was kind of dissapointed at first. I was expecting a seanbaby style fireworks re-inactment of the invasion of iraq. But it's and entertaining enough article after a proper read, especially the idea of of installing a firemans poll and the mental images of a pirate waiter.
Great stuff JM.
Great stuff JM.
#7
Posted 07 July 2005 - 07:44 PM
I didnt have my friend around to help me with the fireworks, and Seanbaby has cornered the market on that sort of thing anyhow. The third installment contains even more pictures and some gum. I think the irony of a roof repair article for the fourth of july extravaganza is part of the humor.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#9
Posted 09 July 2005 - 01:21 AM
Ok the dramatic conclusion has been posted and this one has more pictures than ever!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#10
Posted 12 July 2005 - 01:36 AM
I hope more people than just Sime enjoyed this. This article got me in trouble with a girl, damn it! I don't see why femaled have such an aversion to male stupidity, you'd think they'd be used to it.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#11
Posted 12 July 2005 - 09:42 AM
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Truly, it had been a great day for drinking, a great day for gum, and a great day for self endangering stupidity. And when you think about it, isn't that what America is all about?
Spot on JM.
#12
Posted 12 July 2005 - 10:58 AM
Yeah I actually just whipped that ending up to give it a more gradniose feel the original ending was a lot more boring.
If you liked this article you're going to love my next adventure, starring the communist government of China.
If you liked this article you're going to love my next adventure, starring the communist government of China.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
#13
Posted 20 July 2005 - 10:17 PM
Whoa that was hilarious! Did it work?
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn
If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn
- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 10:32 PM
Glad you liked it Emu, and no it didnt stop the leak but it helped a bit.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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