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Posted 08 July 2005 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Renegade @ Jul 8 2005, 03:45 PM)
Shouldn't this thread be locked for being completely out of hand and inappropriate..?

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I say there should be an olympic sport where you get a bunch of midgets, put them in dog team traces, put a big weight on a sled, and see which midget team can pull the fastest.

Strangely enough, that sounds very possible.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:00 PM

I'm sorry as this is terribly distasteful, but I must give in:

1) The mechanized devision maze: medal awarded to those who manage to drive their supply vehicles through the bad barrios of Baghdad alive.

2) Match the head with the body.

3) Quday and Usay (sic) riddled corpse count: Count the bullet holes in the corpses of Iraq's favorite sons.

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:04 PM

Let's not forget ''Bomb Dropping''.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jul 8 2005, 06:04 PM)
Let's not forget ''Bomb Dropping''.


No the IOC will never vote for that. Might damage expensive new infrastucture and the sparkling new monorail. Hmmm...also risky, tourists would be unlikely to watch
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 08:10 PM

Naw, that would definitely be the one that people watched. Everyone loves explosions.
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Posted 08 July 2005 - 10:23 PM

I've got bad news for you guys, London is getting the olympics... And I was so looking forward to the fun events. Now we'll just get to hear about loos and boots and public transportation and such...
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Posted 09 July 2005 - 03:18 AM

Way ahead of you, boyo:

QUOTE (Chyld @ Jul 7 2005, 10:15 AM)
Well, seems like Londons won the Olympic bid, and someones practising the "100m blow up trains" on-site...

http://www.channel4....ge.jsp?id=13569

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Posted 10 July 2005 - 01:14 AM

But we can hope that the 2016 Olympics are in Iraq...
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