[Darth Player]

SInce the "I am your father" alternates were so much fun, I'd like to present another alternate series, here's my set up:

Exterior-Hoth-Day-A Freezing Wind Blows Over The Collapsed to the Ground Body of Luke Skywalker

"Luke!" announces the disembodied spirit of Ben (Obi Wan ) Kenobi

"Ben?" Luke Skywalker raises his weary, scarred head

"You will go to, oh its so damned cold out here....curse all those years sweating my ass of on Tattooine learning how to extend my life through the Force......whre was I? Oh yeah, you will go to....what was it? Damn, it wasn't Aldeeran, not Yavin, they just came from there, he's on Hoth now....you will go to Kassyyk, yeah, Kassyyk, there you will learn from Tarful, the Jedi who instructed me.....gotta go, bye! And by the way, Vader's really your dad....."

Obi Wan disapears, and a Tauntaun mounted Han Solo comes toward Luke.

Han" "Luke! C'mon buddy hang in there, don't do this to me!"

Luke: "Ben, Ben Kassyyk, Tarful, Jedi Master (does Tarzan yell).

[WalkingCarpet]

Deleted scene, interior of Millenium Falcon, Pottery Room B.
Luke is indulging in his new favourite hobby, Force Pottery. He's struggling with the wheel until Ben appears as a force-ghost behind him. Ben slide's his arms around Luke and holds his hands firmly against the clay........

Cue Unchained Melody.