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Posted 03 July 2005 - 07:14 AM

This isn't really a parody, but I wasn't sure where else to put it. A guy living in China got hold of a bootleg copy of RotS, and discovered that the English subtitles were direct translations of the Chinese dialogue. The results are... interesting, to say the least...

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:54 AM

QUOTE (Helena @ Jul 3 2005, 12:14 PM)
This isn't really a parody, but I wasn't sure where else to put it. A guy living in China got hold of a bootleg copy of RotS, and discovered that the English subtitles were direct translations of the Chinese dialogue. The results are... interesting, to say the least...

http://winterson.com...ke-of-west.html


LOL!!! laugh.gif
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 04:05 AM

Great stuff!

Always thought Obi-Wan had the look of someone who's important in good elephant.

The 'I love you more' scene is still unbearable though!

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Posted 04 July 2005 - 06:04 PM

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif LOL!
THAT WAS GREAT!
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jul 4 2005, 11:04 PM)
biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif LOL!
THAT WAS GREAT!


This reminds me of a chinese with english subtitles dvd version I had of FF7: The Spirits Within... but this is far better! smile.gif
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 11:16 PM

Just remember to say no to piracy! pirate.gif

(I mean ilegal pirate movies, not to being a pirate that steals treasure.)

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Posted 06 July 2005 - 11:39 PM

This is fantastic. Now if I had a copy like this for all the PT I'd be watching it at least once more.
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