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Posted 05 July 2005 - 06:59 PM

Have him at the space battle on naboo where Ani destroys the droid control ship and have him die in the explosion!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 07:08 PM

A cool one would be:

Jar Jar would be flying alongside Obi and Ani in the initial sequence of RotS.

Then, one of the "R2, aim for the center eye!" droids would cling tenaciously to his ship and start drilling through the cockpit.

Because of some near cgi explosion, the droid would be thrown away from the ship.

We would see Jar Jar sighing in relief "Meesa thinka that was a-closa!"

Then the camera would pan to an outer view of the cockpit, where one would see a miniscule hole drilled by the little droid. A hole that just turned a little bigger while being focused on.

Jar Jar "Uh Oh!"

Then we would get a blatant rip-off of the "Alien - Resurection" scene where the final alien gets sucked out to tiny wincy bits of to space! Jar Jar being sucked out, body first, head last! laugh.gif

And just to make sure, while Jar Jar still could gurgle a few noises (with is irritating tongue slurping madly about), his ship would collapse onto the closing hangar door of Grievous' ship.

Now that would be nice!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 11:05 PM

Or better have a facehugger (the ones of ALIEN) attack Jar Jar and then have an alien burst out of his chest!
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 03:02 AM

Bantha poodo is found to have acidic and virulent qualities for gungan skin, and after Jar Jar unnecesarily steps in it, he comes down with a bad case of Poorlyconceivedcharacteritis.
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 04:16 AM

Or just have him killed by Vader. Period.
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:25 AM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jul 6 2005, 09:16 AM)
Or just have him killed by Vader. Period.


Still, I like mine more. rolleyes.gif
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:27 AM

A horrific thought just occured to me.

Imagine a version in which Jar Jar was the template for the clone army rather than Jango.

Anyone else shudder at that thought?
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:41 AM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Jul 6 2005, 12:27 PM)
A horrific thought just occured to me.

Imagine a version in which Jar Jar was the template for the clone army rather than Jango.

Anyone else shudder at that thought?


We'd have some major stepping in poop scenes going on! laugh.gif
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 05:50 PM

It's a good idea to have Jar Jar clones so we can see thousands of Jar Jars getting killed. devil.gif
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 11:10 PM

In attack of the clones,Instead of c3po getting his head and body switched, we have jar jar.
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 03:31 PM

In the parade at the end of TPM, Jar-Jar is unable to get his foot untangled from his stirrup. His steed panics, and Binks is dragged to death through the streets of Theed, showering Amidala's entourage with gore! biggrin.gif

Another scenario to consider...imagine "General Jar-Jar" in the Battle of Geonosis! Just think of all the potential for bloody death!
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 08:08 PM

Or have a Gungan throw him one of those electric balls by ''accident''.
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 11:44 PM

Or QG and OBW ditch him from the bongo at the planet's core.
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Posted 12 July 2005 - 03:10 PM

The only satisfactory way (if however unlikely) for Jar Jar to die would be.....

To have him teleported though space and time into a WWII Japanese Prison camp where is is tortured to death...

or... into a horror movie like Texas Chainsaw....

or... even better yet, I would like to see him thrown into the stomach of a Sarlac to get digested slowly over 2 weeks.... yeah that would be good.
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