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Come on, admit it. Crossroads kicks arse. Whether it is the scene where Britney's Dad perves on her in her underwear, the temper tantrum in the desert or the final tear jerking moment Britney finally becomes a woman, this film delivers.
Move aside Godfather, Citizen Kane, Star Wars, a new breed of movie has moved into town and it's all class.
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Crossroads, work of a genius? Revisionists believe this rules. I agree
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 01:40 AM
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 09:45 AM
QUOTE (Patrick Bateman @ Jul 3 2005, 06:40 AM)
Come on, admit it. Crossroads kicks arse. Whether it is the scene where Britney's Dad perves on her in her underwear, the temper tantrum in the desert or the final tear jerking moment Britney finally becomes a woman, this film delivers.
Move aside Godfather, Citizen Kane, Star Wars, a new breed of movie has moved into town and it's all class.
Move aside Godfather, Citizen Kane, Star Wars, a new breed of movie has moved into town and it's all class.
Oh, we actually get to see Britney in underwear...
Maybe I'll download it in divx. Heh.
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Posted 03 July 2005 - 08:52 PM
QUOTE (Patrick Bateman @ Jul 3 2005, 02:40 AM)
Come on, admit it. Crossroads kicks arse. Whether it is the scene where Britney's Dad perves on her in her underwear, the temper tantrum in the desert or the final tear jerking moment Britney finally becomes a woman, this film delivers.
Move aside Godfather, Citizen Kane, Star Wars, a new breed of movie has moved into town and it's all class.
Move aside Godfather, Citizen Kane, Star Wars, a new breed of movie has moved into town and it's all class.
Is that sarcasm right? Because Crossroads is one of the most boring piece of crap I've ever seen!
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:17 PM
Boring!!!!
Is the eiffel tower boring?
Is witching hour in a meadow boring?
Is a young man's first kiss boring?
Is a film filled with scene after scene of Britney partially clothed and grinding away boring?
Quite possibly the worlds most awkward kising scene boring?
A fireside chat revealing some of the most piss poor poetry boring?
In conclusion, films are subjective, arguing about them is pointless ... except when it comes to Crossroads. This is quite simply the greatest cinematic leap forward since the Lumiere brothers invented the motion camera.
Is the eiffel tower boring?
Is witching hour in a meadow boring?
Is a young man's first kiss boring?
Is a film filled with scene after scene of Britney partially clothed and grinding away boring?
Quite possibly the worlds most awkward kising scene boring?
A fireside chat revealing some of the most piss poor poetry boring?
In conclusion, films are subjective, arguing about them is pointless ... except when it comes to Crossroads. This is quite simply the greatest cinematic leap forward since the Lumiere brothers invented the motion camera.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:37 PM
But in a cinema where you can't masturbate with Britney, the movie is quite boring.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 09:59 PM
SithAvenger, I'm never watching a music video with you. Ever.
That was the scariest line I've heard since.
"I don't know how to say this, but I jacked off at the cinema."
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"Yeah."
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"The Shining."
That was the scariest line I've heard since.
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"You what?"
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"What film were you watching?"
"The Shining."
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 11:08 PM
I really don't watch music videos so don't worry Icey...
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 12:45 AM
What other films are wrongly left off IMDB's top 100 list?
Here are a few that come to mind.
Big Lebowski
Dog Day Afternoon
Napolean Dynamite
Glitter
When Harry Met Sally
Here are a few that come to mind.
Big Lebowski
Dog Day Afternoon
Napolean Dynamite
Glitter
When Harry Met Sally
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 05:01 AM
QUOTE (Patrick Bateman @ Jul 5 2005, 06:45 AM)
What other films are wrongly left off IMDB's top 100 list?
Here are a few that come to mind.
Big Lebowski
Dog Day Afternoon
Napolean Dynamite
Glitter
When Harry Met Sally
Here are a few that come to mind.
Big Lebowski
Dog Day Afternoon
Napolean Dynamite
Glitter
When Harry Met Sally
Office Space.
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 08:49 PM
Damn right, office space rules
Also, Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Punch Drunk Love
Do the Right Thing
Ghost Dog
Josie and the Pussycats
Also, Spinal Tap
Magnolia
Punch Drunk Love
Do the Right Thing
Ghost Dog
Josie and the Pussycats
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Posted 17 July 2005 - 11:22 PM
Aside from Spinal Tap, none of those movies are THAT great. Especially not Napoleon Dynamite, that's a 4 out of 10 movie.
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