[Gerhard]

Episode V

Han is about to be put in carbonite.

Leia: I love you.

Han: I know.

Vader: Damn - I wish I could come up with something as cool as that to say to Padme.

[Gerhard]

Luke (after he sees his home destroyed): Sandpeople!
Obi Wan: No, it wasnt the sand people, look at this shots, they are too precise, this is the work of stormtroopers.
Luke: Stormtroopers?! Precise?! come on! those guys can't get you even if you are two foots away.

[Gerhard]

Empire Strikes Back - Cloud City

Boba Fett - Take the princess and the wookie to my ship...

Vader - It says in the script that they'd be left under my supervision!

Lucas - I am messing with the original series pray I don't mess with them further...

[Gerhard]

In the Return Of the Jedi:

(After Luke cut Vader hand)
Palpatine: Oh Vader! this is the fifth arm you lose. What's your problem man!!

[Despondent]

I can't keep up. Post number two rocked.

[SithAvenger]

The REAL ending to The Empire Strikes Back...

A furious lightsaber duel is underway.  DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry.
A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! Luke backs away.  He
looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader:  Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke:  He told me enough!  He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader:  No...  I am your father!

Luke:  No, it's not true!  It's impossible.

Darth Vader:  Search your feelings...  you know it to be true...

Luke:  NO!

Darth Vader:  Yes, it is true..  and you know what else?
You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke:  Threepio?

Darth Vader:  Yes...  Threepio...  I built him...when I was
9 years old...

Luke:  No...

Darth Vader:  Nine years old!  And what have you done?
Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
ship out of the swamp...

Luke:  I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader:  When you were 20!  When I was 9, I single-handedly
destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke:  Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader:  Oh, here we go...  "Poor me... my father never gave me
what I wanted for my birthday...  boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of
the Sith...  waahhh wahhh!"

Luke:  Shut up...

Darth Vader:  You're a slacker!  By the time I was you're age, I had
exterminated the Jedi Knights!

Luke:  I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!

Darth Vader:  Oh, for the love of the Emperor...  9 years old, winner
of the Boonta Eve Open...  Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer...right
here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft.  Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader:  I was wrong...  You're not my kid...  I don't know whose
you are, but you sure ain't mine...

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the
shaft.  Darth Vader looks after him.

Darth Vader:  Get a haircut!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I know where you got that joke!

Here's the link:

Star Wars missing scene

BTW, your other jokes rocked.