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Texas toilet starts gushing oil Friday, February 6, 2004

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Posted 06 February 2004 - 10:28 AM

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Texas toilet starts gushing oil
The Associated Press
Updated: 11:11 a.m. ET Feb. 05, 2004


LONGVIEW, Texas - A Texas woman has struck oil -- or maybe it struck her.

Leila LeTourneau returned from work late Monday to find crude oil covering her home’s floors and spilling from the toilets, bathtub and sinks.

Experts have told her the oil kind of "burped up."

Longview city crews and representatives from Basa Research, which owns some wells in the area, are trying to help find the source of the oil.

Local station KLTV reported one theory is that the house may have been built on an abandoned well that wasn’t properly plugged.

"I always tease people about ’doesn’t everybody in Texas have an oil derrick in the back yard?’ Then when I came home I discovered I struck oil inside the house," LeTourneau said.

She and her son are now staying at a hotel.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4178647/


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Posted 07 February 2004 - 03:30 PM

I have a garden hose that pumps gasoline.
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Posted 07 February 2004 - 08:10 PM

i have a gas hose that makes water.
if you hooked the water hose that pumps gasoline to a water faucet, would it turn water into gas.
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