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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:38 AM

I have no idea who you are and have never read a post of yours. You're possibly a jerk, and you haven't been active for over three months. I just had an uncontrollable urge to put your name into a thread title. Rock on, Fuck Me Dead. Rock on.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:46 AM

Kinda makes you wonder if we should bother wishing people who make one post and leave happy birthday. I vote NO on proposition 24!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:51 AM

Bah, you so totally missed the point.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:55 AM

Let's see if I had any more luck biggrin.gif

you see, Rhubab, I sooo totally envy you. If I had started a topic like that, I am pretty certain some people would be down on me like a ton of brick for posting so offensive and pointless a topic.

You can get away with it. How on earth do you do that? I could use some advice on the more assertive language use.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:02 AM

FMD, happy birthday....

I asume he joined for the satanist discusion that starwarsisus and I were having...

so er...

ev0l cakez!!!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:08 AM

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You can get away with it. How on earth do you do that?


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Posted 30 June 2005 - 01:17 AM

Heh. Corvax, you could do it to, you just put off a very intelligent and eloquent vibe, so people might be surprised, except that it's the person's name. Rhubs just walks in swinging.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:26 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! smile.gif

Now let's eat cakez.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 06:47 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jun 30 2005, 01:17 AM)
Heh. Corvax, you could do it to, you just put off a very intelligent and eloquent vibe, so people might be surprised


You mean I don't? sad.gif I BET YOU RAPE KITTENS.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 07:07 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jun 30 2005, 01:17 AM)
Heh. Corvax, you could do it to, you just put off a very intelligent and eloquent vibe, so people might be surprised, except that it's the person's name. Rhubs just walks in swinging.


Ugh, Slade, that was not very convincing explanation. ermm.gif

I find jariten's simple statememnt much more probable.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:29 PM

Well Fuck Me Dead! Happy Birthday!

Treatz!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 06:53 PM

I don't see why a happy birthday topic would result in anyone causing trouble for you, Madam. Just because the guy has a retarded username, doesn't mean he doesn't like people wishing him a happy birthday.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 07:42 PM

how exactly do people think mr FMD expects his name to be taken;
As in 'Fuck I'm dead' for self important cavemen? As in an invite to have sex with his collection of 16th third person century corpses? or as in screw me to death?

Damn stupid name eitherway.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 10:45 PM

True. And I'm against vulgar language for the most part, but sometimes it's fun to play along.

Hope you've lived through another f'in day, FMD. Rest in Peace.
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Posted 01 July 2005 - 01:20 AM

Rhubs: It's not that you're not intelligent, it's just that you pull no punches and are blunter than a +50 Mace of Super Blunting Bluntness.

I don't rape kittens, though I do masturbate and dance occasionally because it makes God kill them for me.
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