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#16 User is offline   showmethemoney Icon

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Posted 29 June 2005 - 01:08 AM

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Reason #31
The Stupid Dumb Jedi Idiots
I think this may have been mentioned in the review of The Phantom Menace, but I will mention it again. Why do the Jedi think that the Force needs to be balanced? I would agree that the Force seems to be completely out of balance in the prequels, however, this works to the Jedi's favor. The Jedi number in the thousands while there are only two Sith. At one point, it appears to the Jedi that there are even fewer Sith (read: zero). So why in the name of all that is holy would they want to balance that out? It's as if Master Yoda is not familiar with the ancient Jedi proverb: "If not broken it is, fix it you should not."

The force is a mystical energy controlling the entire universe. It is not adversely effected by the Jedi|Sith ratio. During the prequel trilogy, the force is very unbalanced. It is this lack of balance that allows the Sith to hide their presence so well, and it gives them their superior power, whereas the Jedi are far weaker during this era because the force is so heavily unbalanced against them, which is why they fail to sense things Jedi would normally sense.


Wow! You know a lot about the Force and the Jedi/Sith ratio its a great explanation.
But you forgot to tell lucas so it could had been explained IN the movie.
And if you tooked from there you are a genius, but one betwen towsends who claim their diferent versions are the real ones.

I refuse to believe that i need to go for an exaustive research throw all kind of SW crap to understand a silly hundred dollar movie. wacko.gif
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 01:27 AM

Oh, the things I miss when I'm at work. At first, I wasn't sure if I should bother replying to all that, but since I was the one that shot my mouth off in the first place, I guess it's only fair.


QUOTE (Trumble Trickly @ Jun 28 2005, 01:51 PM)
But aren't we all taking Star Wars too seriously, rock_dash?  wink.gif


Yes, Tricky. Yes we are. pinch.gif

QUOTE (Galcian @ Jun 28 2005, 01:59 PM)
I made a different thread because my thread is different. In the other thread (and I've only seen one other), the person counters ALL of Nate's reasons, whereas I'm more than willing to admit parts of Episode III suck. I'm not going to argue that the droids are silly and that Padme and Anakin's romantic scenes are painful to watch. So I'm only countering the reasons that are just plain stupid and are clearly Nate trying his damndest to come up with every possible reason to hate a movie that was clearly a vast improvement over the first two, even pulling some things right out of his ass.


But the point of the reasons is that they're supposed to be funny. Who cares if it's some stupid little thing. Isn't pointing out stupid little things and making fun of them what comedy's all about?

QUOTE (yourUsername @ Jun 28 2005, 03:13 PM)
I agree 100%.
You're kidding, right?  You don't like different opinions other than those you agree with, and actually accuse the gushers of taking this movie too seriously?  It boggles the mind that one can be so biased as to border on retardation.


I never said I don't like anyone's opinions, even though I have every right to. I said that I was fed up with everyone making thier own damn counter thread to the reasons to hate. Also, when did I ever say, "Gushers, you take this movie too seriously?" EVERYONE is taking Star Wars too seriously, bashers and gushers alike. Sorry that makes me retarded. :angry:

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jun 28 2005, 04:41 PM)
No kidding. Barend is right, stop fucking making all these stupid threads. There is a pinned debate labelled "reasons to hate".  Place your arguments there for crying out loud.


I'm not Barend, Jordan! WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?! crying.gif *runs crying from the room*
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-Some guy on IMDB.com just finding out that there was more than one Children of the Corn movie
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 09:09 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jun 28 2005, 08:41 PM)
No kidding. Barend is right, stop fucking making all these stupid threads. There is a pinned debate labelled "reasons to hate".  Place your arguments there for crying out loud.


If you don't like the thread... DON'T FUCKING READ IT, let alone reply to it.
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Posted 29 June 2005 - 10:15 PM

This thread is pointless because an identical thread already exists. Thats why Jordans complaint is valid. Got that?
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:24 AM

QUOTE (jariten @ Jun 29 2005, 11:15 PM)
This thread is pointless because an identical thread already exists. Thats why Jordans complaint is valid. Got that?


I've already explained why this thread is separate. And it wouldn't bother you if I was complimenting Nate's article. You're only saying the thread is pointless because you don't agree with it.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:42 AM

I don't like his article either. I'm just against clogging up an already clogged up board with threads we don't need.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:46 AM

QUOTE (jariten @ Jun 30 2005, 01:42 AM)
I don't like his article either. I'm just against clogging up an already clogged up board with threads we don't need.


There's no rule against redundant topics. Like I said, if you don't like it, you can choose to ignore it. Not post your malcontent with it and make the thread even larger.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:23 AM

You're right. I think all criticisms of this post should be made in an entirely separate topic on their own. It makes sense.
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 12:38 PM

QUOTE (Trumble Trickly @ Jun 30 2005, 06:23 AM)
You're right.  I think all criticisms of this post should be made in an entirely separate topic on their own.  It makes sense.


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Oh God, I had no idea! How can they keep it going? You mean, Return of the Children of the Corn etc? Children of the Corn 2? Children of the Corn and the Prisoner of Azkaban? I Know What You Did With The Children Of the Corn???? Yes, it's horrible!!!!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 09:29 PM

QUOTE (Galcian @ Jun 30 2005, 12:24 AM)
I've already explained why this thread is separate. And it wouldn't bother you if I was complimenting Nate's article. You're only saying the thread is pointless because you don't agree with it.


it would bother me...

and this thread really isn't that different...
you daid pretty much the same thing as others have...

there was no real reason, so start a new thread, you could have still continued the conversation of the other...

but there's no use crying over spilt milk, so i think everyone should just deal with it... here we are, nice weather and all that, laugh i nearly bought one... etc.



QUOTE (rock_dash @ Jun 29 2005, 01:27 AM)
I'm not Barend, Jordan! WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!  crying.gif *runs crying from the room*


one day... rocky, one day...

you can't rush being barend thumbsup.gif
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