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Gnomes VS Midgets a different battle for a different land

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Posted 23 June 2005 - 10:00 PM

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MIDGETS VERSUS GNOMES!!!!!!!

I'm going to say that that midget guy from Six String Samurai will FUCKING PWN all of those gnomes, and probably Chefelf as well. I don't know about Paul because Paul is a bad mutha fucka. I say if Paul is referee the midget will destroy the gnomes and chefelf, unless chefelf gets a ranged attack.

But in a one on one battle with a gnome? Come on Slade you'd have to be drunk.

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Posted 23 June 2005 - 10:40 PM

I've said it before, midgets kick ass. Stupid lawn gnomes.
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 11:24 PM

Midgets rock! Those gnomes are too stupid.
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 11:55 PM

One on one the muscular midget will kick ass, regular midget will have to work to win.

En masse (or LOTR type battle) the gnomes will out number the midgets about 10 to 1. It would be a tough fight for the midgets for sure.
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 04:18 PM

But the midgets would have hatches and would be carried by the pelicans I capture.

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 03:27 AM

In a one on one battle, sure, the midget would win. But that's not how the gnomes operate. They're sneaky, and run meticulously planned campaignes with which to bring their foes down.
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 11:55 AM

perhaps, but that just means the midgets will have some adversity to triumph over. I think its clear that the gnomes would be the villains. Besides midgets have the green knight with them!

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