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Biggy's Here! Im Biggy and i wanna intrroducec myself

#1 BiggSpiffy

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:17 PM

Hi, im Biggy and im a friend of floppydisk. He referred me to this forum, and well... here i am, so i hope no one starts to hate me or anything, so if you got any questions just post and ill answer them first chance i get... other then that happy posting and youll here from me a lot from now on

#2 Slade

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:40 PM

I can't think of anything that isn't totally inappropriate to ask you.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 09:56 PM

welcome abourd Big Sti-

eh...

Big Spiffy.

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#4 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 12 May 2005 - 10:52 PM

I'd just like to say that I freaking love that avatar, man...

This post has been edited by Jane Sherwood: 12 May 2005 - 10:52 PM

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#5 Voodoo Dog

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:00 AM

Do you have any sexual fetishes that make mine look normal?

(Jane Sherwood...dominatrix...in a schoolgirl uniform...slobber)

NO! NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT JANE! AAAAAAGH!

*VD loses remaining testicle to Jane's meat cleaver*

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:12 AM

She has a 'big fuckoff knife', not a meat cleaver.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#7 Jane Sherwood

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:38 AM

QUOTE (Voodoo dog @ May 13 2005, 12:00 AM)

(Jane Sherwood...dominatrix...in a schoolgirl uniform...slobber)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Sooooooo...you want to see me done up like some naughty Catholic schoolgirl, do you? Well, take a look at THIS!

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD NAUGHTY CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL.

Look at that! My shirt's not even tucked in! I'm such a bad girl!

BONUS: Sabrina, The Icey Black Devilpuppy of Death.

(It just had to be done.

)

Check out my crappy drawings!

Chyld is an ignorant slut.

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#8 Madam Corvax

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 12:56 AM

Jane - I thought about posting a picture of younger me, but I can see now that whatever I post will be no competition to the sheer smartness and wickedness of your phtno.

Not to mention the Devilpuppy of Death... I was not allowed to keep a pet when I was little...

Barend... from now on, whenever I see our new member, I will always think of him as :

QUOTE (barend @ May 12 2005, 09:56 PM)

Big Sti-

eh...

Big Spiffy.

Yours, MC

#9 rock_dash

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:36 AM

Um...didn't I post the first reply in this thread? I'm fairly sure I did...

Did my post get deleted?

Edit for on topicness: Oh, and uh, unless my post dissapears, welcome to the forum. You can call me Rock.

This post has been edited by rock_dash: 13 May 2005 - 01:38 AM

I finally got a sig!

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 01:59 AM

Welcome aboard. Don't mess around or I'll come down on you like a tunna bricks. Voodoo Dog can vouch for this!

Also:
KITTY!

#11 J m HofMarN

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 04:18 AM

Yo, if you wanna be "down" with the cool kids on the forum you gotta smoke dope. Here kid, have a jay!

Sorry about that, I watched one of those anti drug videos and it made me think I was some kind of idiot with access to a metric ton of marijuana whose sole mission was to get everyone on earth to smoke it by being an annoying prick.

Actually, that's pretty close to my character anyhow...

Blarg.

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 05:07 AM

Wierdly enough when I first saw the name I though it said spliffy. And couldn't resist the urge to skin up.....

I want to go back to the films of the 80's, where plots were simple, and explosions happened regularly....

#13 Chyld

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 05:48 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ May 13 2005, 05:38 AM)

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD NAUGHTY CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL.

Look at that! My shirt's not even tucked in! I'm such a bad girl!

(It just had to be done.

)

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You wake up, you realise you wasted last night, then you read stuff like this, and a huge-ass smile appears on your face...

When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish

#14 Icey

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 06:35 AM

Welcome to the forums Stpiffy! Word of advise, never hug Janey.

And Jane... You kicked arse as a kid.

#15 Voodoo Dog

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Posted 13 May 2005 - 09:04 AM

Mein Gott! You actually posted a picture of yourself in school uniform! When you were...eleven. So I can't enjoy it because that would make me a paedophile. I think I am finally cured of this evil, evil fetish, thanks to you. Thank you for saving me from the jaws of Satan, Jane.

I got a picture right here of me as a little Irish catholic schoolboy aged eleven. You wanna see it? Well you CAN'T. I don't have a scanner. The face that was flushed down a thousand toilets will never see the light of day on Chefelf! Har Har Har!

You a catholic too? Sucks don't it?