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#586 Slade

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 10:46 AM

Making a female clone of yourself? That's like giving yourself boobs and fondling them or something... It's just gross. And probably boring too.

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:15 PM

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. The opportunity for a nonsequitur was there...

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:35 PM

No Slade, a girl making a clone from herself and ...
Oh shit, not again! *runs away*

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#589 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 03:38 PM

Mirithorn, stop beating him up!

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE (Wayne @ Sep 20 2005, 06:27 AM)

If you make a clone of yourself and have sex with it, is that incest or masturbation?

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#591 Otal Nimrodi

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 07:09 PM

not if the clone is of a different gender

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Posted 20 September 2005 - 07:21 PM

of she's a clone of you, she is technically your daughter.

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:21 PM

If they are a clone of you, and you are a mammal, the clone is the same gender.
If you are a reptile, you are allowed clones of different gender, but not if you are a mammal.
Thems the rules.

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Posted 21 September 2005 - 09:28 PM

either way... it's pretty wrong to sleep with them...

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 05:40 PM

Check this out! Everyone who does should read the rants for extra hilarity.

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Posted 22 September 2005 - 07:53 PM

Wow. I never thought a debate thread could get so phenomenally stupid that I can barely stand to read it. And I read Hannibal's rants...

Wayne gets a gold star for posing the question that started this mess.

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Posted 23 September 2005 - 01:14 PM

ok, so which came first, the chicken or the egg? well, from a creationist stand point, the chicken, becuase god created all living things whole and fully-grown. adam was made a man, not a child, so was eve. so was the chicken. god produced, everything else reproduces.
therefore, it is most accurate to believe god created the earth 'fully-grown;' complete with oil, fossils, rock layers, and tectonic plates. i mean, thats the most simple and obvious conclusion. why do people insist that carbon dating contradicts creationism? if you ask me, it as much proves intelligent design as it proves evolution... but nobody asked me... *sniff-sniff*

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