[Revan-47]

and god said, "let there be xenduck." and there was xenduck. and god saw that it was 'okay'... then xenduck said, "let there be porn and mountain dew!" and there was porn and mountain dew. and god and xenduck saw that it was damn good!

and there was much rejoicing:  yay...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

actually DENNIS created mountain dew. of course God created DENNIS.

[Otal Nimrodi]

No, Xenduck, you reminded him!

[Revan-47]

yah seriously, you are only egging me on. i know you think its funny but others dont. the mountain dew statement didnt even fit in the convo. i am trying to not drink it anymore. so be thoughtful of when you mention MDEw.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Please, do not tempt the Revan.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 13 September 2005 - 05:34 PM

[Slade]

You cannot get ye flask.

[jariten]

So, if you're religious or not, I don't really care - but if you start preaching at me and saying that my way of life is hopeless, leads to damnation and isn't actually a religious position then be prepared for a toasting.

Thats pretty much how I feel. The same goes for vegetarians. I don't believe in God, and barring some horrible change, I don't believe I ever will. Heres the last argument I heard from a Christian friend of mine (we were talking about God)

him- but we're talking about God now

me- so?

him- so thats proof he exists, we couldnt talk about something if it didnt exist.

sorry for bringing a quote from page 1 to page 35 (?!) BTW

edit- I meant page 36, naturally.

This post has been edited by jariten: 14 September 2005 - 01:44 AM

[Slade]

Page 14 for me, because I have lots of posts on one page, broadband and all.

That's the single weakest argument I have ever heard. That guy gets a gold star!

[Zatoichi]

Yeah, thats pretty sad. We could be talking about ancient gods and goddesses. That doesn't mean that they actually existed.

Slade I'm not trying to direct this at you.

edit: or many of the creatures in the D&D universe.

This post has been edited by Zatoichi: 14 September 2005 - 10:17 AM

[xenduck]

yah seriously, you are only egging me on. i know you think its funny but others dont. the mountain dew statement didnt even fit in the convo. i am trying to not drink it anymore. so be thoughtful of when you mention MDEw.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

im not trying to be a jerk or nothin'. but, man, i love my mountain dew. i dont think you appreciate just how much i love the stuff. its my manna, my ambrosia, my vital life fluid. my old apartment was decorated with MD. i had old battles on shelves, nailed to the wall, linning the cabnets. i have multiple MD standees, (my roomie is a manager at a grocery store, so i get all the promotionals!) i got a MD basket ball goal, shelf, light fixture and large cooler on wheels-like the kind you see in gas stations. in my shed, i have hundreds of old bottles, i intend to build Mount Dew.
so you see, it does fit into the convo. MD is like my modern age god. its what i turn to to help through the toughest situations, to get me through the day-to-day grind. ok, so im a little bit neurotic... i only drink it for medicinal purposes...

but if its the will of this council, i shant mention it again

[Coco]

Or ANYTHING, for that matter.

I could talk about how 2 + 2 = 3, but we know that's not true (at least, not in standard ard algebra).

[Zatoichi]

No, no, no. 2 + 2 = 5 for very large values of 2.

[xenduck]

nope, wrong again, its pretty common knowldege that 2 + 2 = 22.

[floppydisk]

im not trying to be a jerk or nothin'. but, man, i love my mountain dew. i dont think you appreciate just how much i love the stuff. its my manna, my ambrosia, my vital life fluid. my old apartment was decorated with MD. i had old battles on shelves, nailed to the wall, linning the cabnets. i have multiple MD standees, (my roomie is a manager at a grocery store, so i get all the promotionals!) i got a MD basket ball goal, shelf, light fixture and large cooler on wheels-like the kind you see in gas stations. in my shed, i have hundreds of old bottles, i intend to build Mount Dew.
so you see, it does fit into the convo. MD is like my modern age god. its what i turn to to help through the toughest situations, to get me through the day-to-day grind. ok, so im a little bit neurotic... i only drink it for medicinal purposes...

but if its the will of this council, i shant mention it again 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think we figured out who xenduck really is. *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[Revan-47]

im not trying to be a jerk or nothin'. but, man, i love my mountain dew. i dont think you appreciate just how much i love the stuff. its my manna, my ambrosia, my vital life fluid. my old apartment was decorated with MD. i had old battles on shelves, nailed to the wall, linning the cabnets. i have multiple MD standees, (my roomie is a manager at a grocery store, so i get all the promotionals!) i got a MD basket ball goal, shelf, light fixture and large cooler on wheels-like the kind you see in gas stations. in my shed, i have hundreds of old bottles, i intend to build Mount Dew.
so you see, it does fit into the convo. MD is like my modern age god. its what i turn to to help through the toughest situations, to get me through the day-to-day grind. ok, so im a little bit neurotic... i only drink it for medicinal purposes...

but if its the will of this council, i shant mention it again 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Your life is a path i have long since forgotten."looks off into distance dramatically"

actually im still trying to quit drinkin it. For the love of pete dont make the same mistake i made!!!!!

[Otal Nimrodi]

Yeah, wuit it, Xen.