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Brits ready for face off Monday, November 10, 2003

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Posted 12 November 2003 - 07:22 PM

And for the small fee of $100000 you can have it. Aint capitalist democracy grand!
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Posted 15 November 2003 - 07:09 PM

Eew. That is just....disturbing.

And it really brings up some identity issues, too. Such as, if you get a face transplant, and you have no witness-protection-program-like intentions for doing so, then, when you go back to your everyday life, no one will recognize you. No one will be really sure if it's you, even if you tell them. I would be infinitesmally weirded out if one of my friends came to school the next day with a new face and just started talking to me and saying "Hey, like my new face?" I would be like, "Who are you, why are you talking to me, what are you talking about, and why are you acting like you know me?"

And imagine being a doctor performing the surgery, and holding someone's disembodied face. Weird!!!! But actually, then you could be all like, "Look, I'm holding a disembodied face!" which might be kind of cool.
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Posted 21 November 2003 - 11:47 AM

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this surgery.
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