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Posted 04 July 2005 - 11:23 PM

The Death Star approaches the Alderaan System. At the command center, Jar Jar, Yoda (as a hologram), and Bail Organa watch in horror.

Operator: "We get signal!"
Organa: "What?"
Yoda: "Main screen turn on."

A hologram of Tarkin suddenly appears.

Tarkin: "How are you gentlemen?"
Tarkin: "All your base are belong to us."
Tarkin: "You are on the way to destruction."

The hologram disappears, leaving Yoda to somberly turn and stare at his friends.
Yoda: "You have no chance to survive, make your time."

The hologram of Yoda then also disappears, leaving Jar Jar and Bail Organa to their fates.
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:48 AM

Let's hope that George Lucas doesn't visit Chefelf.com or he can get ideas for the new re-re-re-re-release!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 10:04 AM

Let's hope he does so he can read this: "Kiss My Ass!"
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 03:36 PM

Let's hope he reads this:



LUCAS! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CARE ABOUT F*CKIN' CONTINUITY!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE (diligent_d @ Jul 5 2005, 04:23 AM)
The Death Star approaches the Alderaan System.  At the command center, Jar Jar, Yoda (as a hologram), and Bail Organa watch in horror.

Operator:  "We get signal!"
Organa:  "What?"
Yoda:  "Main screen turn on."

A hologram of Tarkin suddenly appears.

Tarkin:  "How are you gentlemen?"
Tarkin:  "All your base are belong to us."
Tarkin:  "You are on the way to destruction."

The hologram disappears, leaving Yoda to somberly turn and stare at his friends.
Yoda:  "You have no chance to survive, make your time."

The hologram of Yoda then also disappears, leaving Jar Jar and Bail Organa to their fates.


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Posted 06 July 2005 - 01:07 AM

biggrin.gif I was wondering when someone would get the AYBABTU reference from Zero Wing.
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 03:31 AM

I hope the next time he tries to remake them, his wife or kids just look at him and say, "George...just let it die already."
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Posted 29 July 2005 - 09:07 AM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Jul 1 2005, 10:25 AM)
The Alderaan/Bail Organa death scene would not surprise me in the least.  In fact, I would be quite surprised if we didn't see that in the next version of ANH.

Now is that with or without Yoda choking Jar Jar? tongue.gif
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