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Another reason to hate Its not the special edition

#1 julie123

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:16 PM

I
n 1997, Lucas re-released the original Star Was trilogy, adding a few minutes to each film and calling each of them a special edition. If we wait 20 years, perhaps he’ll authorise a special edition of Attack of the Clones. It was a pity then to ruin our experience of the masterpiece by seeing the current, inferior version at the cinema. Film historians please note: Star Wars: Episode VI: A New Hope: The special edition was the first movie ever to be released with three colons in its title.

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Posted 18 July 2005 - 08:02 PM

QUOTE (julie123 @ Jun 17 2005, 10:16 AM)

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If Lucas is still alive 20 years from now... which may be possible with today's medical technology.

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

#3 LiocModnar

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Posted 19 July 2005 - 05:24 PM

QUOTE (Lord Aquaman @ Jul 18 2005, 08:02 PM)

If Lucas is still alive 20 years from now... which may be possible with today's medical technology.

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Don't worry. If medical technology can't keep him alive, there's always illegal cloning with overexpression of the obedience gene and knockout of the evil gene.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 10:23 AM

He would be more machine than man...

This post has been edited by georgelucas4greedo: 21 October 2005 - 10:23 AM

It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 11:04 AM

And perhaps forced to produce good versions of all of the PT films.

Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>

#6 Revan-47

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Posted 21 October 2005 - 11:57 AM

or a good version of howard the duck.

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Posted 02 January 2006 - 02:07 PM

We can rebuild him...we have the technology...

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Posted 02 January 2006 - 04:06 PM

Throwing money at the problem doesn't save it.

#9 Revan-47

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Posted 03 January 2006 - 07:10 PM

Burn!

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Posted 09 January 2006 - 11:17 PM

Burn?...Ummm, if Lucas...get burned? No more Special Edition---or a fat Darth Vader, for keeping him alive.

#11 miladyblue

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Posted 22 July 2006 - 03:03 AM

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Film historians please note: Star Wars: Episode VI: A New Hope: The special edition was the first movie ever to be released with three colons in its title.

Please note that that is a problem with the "special" editions. Three colons, all of which are plugged, and the shit is building and building and building...

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Posted 26 July 2006 - 01:44 AM

I doubt we will have to wait 20 years for the special editions of AOTC... with today's technology (and medical breakthroughs

), I give it just 8 years.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 10:05 AM

Nah, the Special Editions of the PT will come out next year just in time for Christmas, because in order to keep selling toys there has to be some kind of a Star Wars movie out in some format every year. The PT Special Editions will just have 50% more Gungans!!! Oh the Horror!