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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:05 PM

May the Pants be with you
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:45 AM

Obiwan: "R2! Aim for the pants!"

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:00 PM

Padme: "You're breaking my pants!"
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 10:39 PM

I got that one already!

Other than that, they're all great. Had me in stitches. Anyone else think the movie would be better if we replaced all the lines with just "Pants"?
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 12:18 AM

'He could influence the midichlorians to create pants'

Though I think the line "you've gotta be shitting me" could be easily put into countless parts of the prequels.
"Battle droids - this is an odd play for the federation"> 'Battle droids - you've gotta be shitting me.'
There's always a bigger fish.> YGBSM
Maul's appearance on Naboo in front of the Jedi could have a "You've gotta be shitting me." from Qui-Gon.
Mace staring at the stumps of his arms after Anakin cuts them off.
Valorum when Padme asks for the vote of no confidence.
Vader's "she was alive, I felt it."
Obi-Wan talking to Dooku in clones.
Threepio at the droid factory rather than "How perverse."
and so on.
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 03:38 AM

QUOTE (Mnesymone @ Jun 18 2005, 05:18 AM)
'He could influence the midichlorians to create pants'

Though I think the line "you've gotta be shitting me" could be easily put into countless parts of the prequels.
"Battle droids - this is an odd play for the federation"> 'Battle droids - you've gotta be shitting me.'
There's always a bigger fish.> YGBSM
Maul's appearance on Naboo in front of the Jedi could have a "You've gotta be shitting me." from Qui-Gon.
Mace staring at the stumps of his arms after Anakin cuts them off.
Valorum when Padme asks for the vote of no confidence.
Vader's "she was alive, I felt it."
Obi-Wan talking to Dooku in clones.
Threepio at the droid factory rather than "How perverse."
and so on.


Wrinkly Palpatine "And from now on you shall be known as Darth... PANTS!"
Darth Pants "You've gotta be shitting me!"
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:53 AM

Surely the ideal place for You've Gotta Be Shitting Me would be about 3/4's the way through ESB......
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 01:43 PM

This thread reaks of SW.com.

Pants I say.
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 11:39 PM

Palpatine: "The dark side of the pants is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be...unnatural."

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 12:06 AM

VADER
We would be honored if you would
join us.

(Han gives Lando a mean look.)

LANDO
I had no pants. They arrived
right before you did. I'm sorry.

HAN

I'm sorry, too.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 12:12 AM

HAN

Chewie! Chewie, this won't help
me. Hey!

(Han gives the Wookiee a stern look.)

HAN
Save your pants. There'll be
another time. The princess - you
have to take care of her. You
hear me?
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 12:36 AM

LUKE:
Will you forget it? I already tried it. It's magnetically
sealed!

LEIA:
Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed.

HAN:
Absolutely, Your Worship. Look, I had everything under control
until you led us down pants.



or



OWEN:
Luke, take these two over to the garage, will you? I want you to
have both of them cleaned up before dinner.

LUKE:
But I was going into Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!

OWEN:
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
Now come on, get to it!
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 04:29 AM

QUOTE (maestro_of_mirth @ Jun 17 2005, 11:00 AM)
Palp-boy: Lord Vader?

Hayden in a Vader Costume: Yes, my master?

Palp-boy: Pants.



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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:55 PM

Padmé: "So PANTS have blinded you?"
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 10:28 PM

Vader: Help me take... these pants off.

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Palpatine: I'm afraid it is you who are mistaken. About a great many pants.

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Han: That's pants you owe me, junior.

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Han: Get in pants, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

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The fleet is in position, sir.

Admiral Piett: Hold here.

We're not going to attack?

Piett: I have my pants from the Emperor himself.

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Lando: What have you done to my pants?

Han: YOUR pants? Hey, I won them fair and square.

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C3P0: I could be mistaken; they're speaking a very primitive dialect, but I believe they think I'm some sort of pants.

Han: Use your divine influence to get us out of here.

C3P0: It's against my programming to impersonate pants.
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