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You know the game, you take lines of dialogue and replace certain words with pants.
OBI-WAN: "Anakin, I have the high ground!"
ANAKIN: "You underestimate my power."
Change to...
OW: "I have the high ground!"
ANAKIN: "You underestimate my pants."
Eh... sorry, that was a bad start.
Star Wars Fan Convention
Anyone up for an Episode III pants game?
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 08:26 AM
I am the Fisher King.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 08:31 AM
How about......
"Count Dooku, my pants have doubled since the last time we met"
"Count Dooku, my pants have doubled since the last time we met"
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:24 AM
QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Jun 16 2005, 01:31 PM)
Palpatine: "Kill Him!"
Anakin: "But... he has no pants!"
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:29 AM
"I HATE PANTS!!!!"
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:34 AM
QUOTE (Thracozaag @ Jun 16 2005, 03:29 PM)
"UNLIMITED PAAAAANTS!!!"
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:36 PM
Ani: I pants you more
Padme: No, I pants you more.
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Vader: uuugggnnnhhhppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnntttssssssss!
*earthquake*
Edit: That was a great one, carpet
Padme: No, I pants you more.
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Vader: uuugggnnnhhhppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnntttssssssss!
*earthquake*
Edit: That was a great one, carpet
This post has been edited by floppydisk: 16 June 2005 - 02:37 PM
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If you will it, it is no dream.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 03:34 PM
Grievous: Activate the pants shield!
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 03:41 PM
Palpy: I have been waiting for this a long time, my little, green, PANTS!
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Yoda: Defeated, I have been. Into pants, I must go.
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Vader: Luke. I am your pants!
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Ani: Is it possible to learn these pants?
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Padme: You're breaking my pants!
Okay, I'll stop.
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Yoda: Defeated, I have been. Into pants, I must go.
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Vader: Luke. I am your pants!
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Ani: Is it possible to learn these pants?
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Padme: You're breaking my pants!
Okay, I'll stop.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 05:34 PM
General Grievous, after a while of running away from Obi-Wan.
*wheeze wheeze!* *cough cough!* *pants pants!*
*wheeze wheeze!* *cough cough!* *pants pants!*
"I prefer rationalism to atheism. The question of God and other objects-of-faith are outside reason and play no part in rationalism, thus you don't have to waste your time in either attacking or defending."
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:00 PM
QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 16 2005, 04:41 PM)
Padme: You're breaking my pants!
hahahaha.
Grievous says, "Time to abandon pants."
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Palpatine tells Anakin about Darth Plagus the Pants
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Obi-Wan: You were the chosen pants!
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Palpy: Every single Jedi is now an enemy of the Pants
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Palp-boy: Lord Vader?
Hayden in a Vader Costume: Yes, my master?
Palp-boy: Pants.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:28 PM
Commander Cody :Nothing could have survived those pants.
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith pants in absolutes.
Yoda: Destroy the pants, we must.
And of course:
Pant-too dee too.
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith pants in absolutes.
Yoda: Destroy the pants, we must.
And of course:
Pant-too dee too.
This post has been edited by SithAvenger: 16 June 2005 - 09:28 PM
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:31 PM
Palpatine: "Execute, order pants."
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Mace Windu: "I sense a plot to destroy the pants."
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Anakin: "You can't! I need pants!"
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Medical Droid: "We don't know what's wrong. Physically she's fine, but we're still losing her. It's as if she's lost the will to live."
Obi-Wan: "She's dying?"
Medical droid: "We have to act fast if we want to save the pants."
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Mace Windu: "I sense a plot to destroy the pants."
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Anakin: "You can't! I need pants!"
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Medical Droid: "We don't know what's wrong. Physically she's fine, but we're still losing her. It's as if she's lost the will to live."
Obi-Wan: "She's dying?"
Medical droid: "We have to act fast if we want to save the pants."
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:48 PM
QUOTE (Deleted Scene @ Jun 16 2005, 10:31 PM)
Palpatine: "Execute, order pants."
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Mace Windu: "I sense a plot to destroy the pants."
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Anakin: "You can't! I need pants!"
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Medical Droid: "We don't know what's wrong. Physically she's fine, but we're still losing her. It's as if she's lost the will to live."
Obi-Wan: "She's dying?"
Medical droid: "We have to act fast if we want to save the pants."
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Mace Windu: "I sense a plot to destroy the pants."
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Anakin: "You can't! I need pants!"
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Medical Droid: "We don't know what's wrong. Physically she's fine, but we're still losing her. It's as if she's lost the will to live."
Obi-Wan: "She's dying?"
Medical droid: "We have to act fast if we want to save the pants."
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:55 PM
Count Dooku: "Good. Twice the pants, double the fall."