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Posted 15 June 2005 - 05:49 PM

This phrases were the worst of each movie:

The Phantom Menace:
Every single phrase of Jar Jar Binks
(The phrases didn't have sense)

The Attack of the Clones:
''I don't like sand........''
(And who cares if he doesn't like sand sand?)

Revenge of the Sith:
''I love you''
''I love you more''
(Boring!)
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 07:51 PM

Here's the worst of the worst:

TPM: Let's try spinning!

AOTC: Around the survivors a perimeter create!

ROTs: Anakin, you're breaking my heart!
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 02:06 PM

No, the worst is right here:

Not, if anything to say about it, I have.
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 05:26 AM

The single line that caused the most actual damage to me as distinct from just being a bad line was "I think the time has come to inform the Senate that our ability to use the force has diminished."

For about a week after re-watching it I got really easily pissed off at random people and then apologised to them saying "I'm sorry, I just hate that line so much."
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 06:05 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 16 2005, 08:06 PM)
No, the worst is right here:

Not, if anything to say about it, I have.


Cheating a bit because its not from the prequels, but as we're onto terrible Yoda-isms I thought this one from the ROTS video-game deserves an honourable mention.....

"Bites the dust, another one does!"

Making this up, I am not! Needs a slap, the person who with that came up, does.
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 11:31 AM

More than a slap. Summary execution is more like it.
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (WalkingCarpet @ Jun 17 2005, 11:05 AM)
Cheating a bit because its not from the prequels, but as we're onto terrible Yoda-isms I thought this one from the ROTS video-game deserves an honourable mention.....

"Bites the dust, another one does!"

Making this up, I am not!  Needs a slap, the person who with that came up, does.


Mercury, Freddie, that brings to mind! rolleyes.gif
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Posted 17 June 2005 - 06:35 PM

ROTS has the most

"i love you" " no, I love you more" "it's your love for me which makes me glow"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (I kind of like this one now in the same way I like luke whining about touche station)
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 08:48 AM

Got to have "Are you an angel?" on here.

I bet the Imperial Officers had a right old laugh at that when TPM was shown on the Death Star cinema night!
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 08:15 PM

Come on, your not even trying.

TPH
Clean this droid up as best you can, it deserves our gratitude.*

AOTC
If master Obi-Wan caught me doing this he would be very grumpy.

ROTS
It may just be a wild bantha chase.



*I wonder if R2D2 will also be receiving a metal in the deluxe version of ANH?
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 10:34 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jun 17 2005, 06:35 PM)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"  (I kind of like this one now in the same way I like luke whining about touche station)

THANK you. OT scripture, that really captures the moment.
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 02:33 AM

I was just going to Mustafar to pick up some power converters!
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Posted 24 June 2005 - 01:04 AM

TPM:

Ani - "Yippeeee!"


Oh, and this isnt really a line, but in AOTC, I hate that dinner that Padmé and Anakin have.

That pear that he cuts and uses the force to give Padmé and she takes a bite out of...its SO fake. Just watch Portman's mouth when she does it. I dunno, its just something tht always disgusts me when I watch it. sad.gif

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Post icon  Posted 06 July 2005 - 09:36 AM

I'm obviously extremely late to this particular party, but this line from TPM really made me wince:

"I don't care WHAT universe you're from -- that's GOTTA hurt!" dry.gif Delivered in a phony obnoxious sportscaster voice, no less. blink.gif
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 09:50 AM

QUOTE (Karig @ Jul 6 2005, 09:36 AM)
I'm obviously extremely late to this particular party, but this line from TPM really made me wince:

"I don't care WHAT universe you're from -- that's GOTTA hurt!" dry.gif Delivered in a phony obnoxious sportscaster voice, no less. blink.gif
I know i hate that one, its like its a big bump on the head......YOUR IN SPACE...THIS ISNT REAL.
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