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Aaaaaaarrrrgghhhh!! That two-headed commentator. I hate it so much!
If you ever find yourself going soft on Lucas, just watch that scene again and imagine him chuckling to himself as he comes up with the idea.
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The worst phrases of Star Wars prequels Crap phrases
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 09:56 AM
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Posted 07 July 2005 - 10:01 PM
I TOTALLY hate that announcer...
I want to kill him!
I want to kill him!
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Posted 09 July 2005 - 03:33 PM
i love you"
" no, I love you more"
"it's your love for me which makes me glow"
I dunno, that's one line away from being kinda hot ...
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"Let's try spinning"
"I don't care what universe your from thats got to hurt"
"Yippee"
" no, I love you more"
"it's your love for me which makes me glow"
I dunno, that's one line away from being kinda hot ...
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"Let's try spinning"
"I don't care what universe your from thats got to hurt"
"Yippee"
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 05:37 PM
How about this?
Anakin: Are this diplomatic solutions?
Padme: No, they are agressive negotiations.
Who talks like that?
Anakin: Are this diplomatic solutions?
Padme: No, they are agressive negotiations.
Who talks like that?
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 11:27 PM
it seems this contest can not be decided with our knowledge of the force but with our skills with a lightsaber.
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Posted 11 July 2005 - 11:37 PM
TPM:
Bibble: "...we're a democracy, the people have decided..."
No, you idiot, don't you see that you've elected a fourteen year old into office---isn't that a big clue that something's wrong with the system!!!
AOTC:
"...aggressive negotiations..."
Yeah, an awful line. Never before had I heard a line that tried to be "cool" and cute at the same time. It's something Dolph Lundgren or Steven Segal would've said in their respective toilet-ready movies...
ROTS:
"You're breaking my heart, Annie!"
Lucas breaks the "show don't tell" rule of movie-making. You know a movie is bad when the character has to TELL another character how they're feeling when it can't be shown in their expressions or through something called subtext.... George learn, live it, love it! Or else, please, STAY OUT OF MOVIE-MAKING FOR THE REST OF YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE!!!!
Bibble: "...we're a democracy, the people have decided..."
No, you idiot, don't you see that you've elected a fourteen year old into office---isn't that a big clue that something's wrong with the system!!!
AOTC:
"...aggressive negotiations..."
Yeah, an awful line. Never before had I heard a line that tried to be "cool" and cute at the same time. It's something Dolph Lundgren or Steven Segal would've said in their respective toilet-ready movies...
ROTS:
"You're breaking my heart, Annie!"
Lucas breaks the "show don't tell" rule of movie-making. You know a movie is bad when the character has to TELL another character how they're feeling when it can't be shown in their expressions or through something called subtext.... George learn, live it, love it! Or else, please, STAY OUT OF MOVIE-MAKING FOR THE REST OF YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE!!!!
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Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
Battle for the Galaxy--read the "other Star Wars"
All I know is I haven't seen the real prequels yet.
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:10 PM
QUOTE (CowboyCurtis @ Jul 12 2005, 04:37 AM)
Lucas breaks the "show don't tell" rule of movie-making. You know a movie is bad when the character has to TELL another character how they're feeling when it can't be shown in their expressions or through something called subtext.... George learn, live it, love it! Or else, please, STAY OUT OF MOVIE-MAKING FOR THE REST OF YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE!!!!
And with Indiana Jones 4 around the corner, I'm afraid if Lucas writes the script we're going to have crap dialog and poor a storyline again!
This post has been edited by Gerhard: 31 July 2005 - 12:10 PM
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Posted 31 July 2005 - 11:05 PM
"Chan-cell-or Pal-pat-ine, Sith Lords are our Spe-cial-ity...."
I hope in the DVD release which I plan on shoplifting there's am extended scene where Obi Wan, Anakin, and Palpatine get caught by the Ray Shielding:
"How could this happen, We're smarter than this!"
and they all look with a dead expression away from each other, direct at the audience, and back to the action.
No, we weren't Obi Wan........
I hope in the DVD release which I plan on shoplifting there's am extended scene where Obi Wan, Anakin, and Palpatine get caught by the Ray Shielding:
"How could this happen, We're smarter than this!"
and they all look with a dead expression away from each other, direct at the audience, and back to the action.
No, we weren't Obi Wan........
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 04:33 PM
"I need a midichlorian count on this sample."
Do I even need to explain what is so, so wrong with this line?
Do I even need to explain what is so, so wrong with this line?
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