BLAGOOOOORAAABAAARGGHHHH STARWARS!
And then me and Sime threw down with our lightsabers and they were all like DZZZZZEWWWW
And so we were like beating the crap out of eachother only we really werent hitting eachother much because if you hit someone with a lightsaber once they're totally dead or they have to have a robotic arm.
And then Hannibal showed up and he wazs all like askjgdasjgijg;aiodjgasjdfapsoja itsa conspiracy mama mia!
and then I told him to quit being an italian spy and he was all like "yOURe oppressing me hbECAUSE i AM teh Jew!!!!!!!1111" and then he pulls out his star of david sided lightsaber and it was red and it was all like "Buzzzeeeewwww"
And then Pokey The Penguin came in and he was like "He's an Italian spy
And then we were all fighting and it was like KFAAANG GRZZUUUUM KAZHUM SPANG SPANG
And then we were TOTALLY about to die but Slade came in and he was like "This goose is cooked!' and he Drew his Slade sided lightsaber and we were all like "WOW" And he's all like "I'm a bad motherfucker" and we were like "can you say that?" and he was like "I just did!" and then the fight started again cuz Slade went all "Kzooooom bzzzrrttt"
So then we like totally killed the trolls posts but then Jon Gutner came back and he was all like BLAMBABAGO and we were like "YO!" and then he used milk power and then we were abouty to die but Slade came back and he was all like "BZZZRRRRTTT" And Gutner was like "BLAMBABAGO!" And then Slade used force lightening.
So the thread eventually turned into this HUGE war between robotic ninjas and cowboy pirates and they all rode dinosaurs and it took all three of our moderating powers to contain it and hide it and you guys TOTALLY missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111