Chefelf.com Night Life: Continuing reasons I shouldnt have my own forum - Chefelf.com Night Life

Jump to content

  • (2 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2

Continuing reasons I shouldnt have my own forum More tyranny!

#1 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 14 June 2005 - 10:32 AM

So yeah, like, none of you guys can see this, but some trolls turned up and it was like this HUGE thing and use the force was all like

BLAGOOOOORAAABAAARGGHHHH STARWARS!

And then me and Sime threw down with our lightsabers and they were all like DZZZZZEWWWW

And so we were like beating the crap out of eachother only we really werent hitting eachother much because if you hit someone with a lightsaber once they're totally dead or they have to have a robotic arm.

And then Hannibal showed up and he wazs all like askjgdasjgijg;aiodjgasjdfapsoja itsa conspiracy mama mia!

and then I told him to quit being an italian spy and he was all like "yOURe oppressing me hbECAUSE i AM teh Jew!!!!!!!1111" and then he pulls out his star of david sided lightsaber and it was red and it was all like "Buzzzeeeewwww"

And then Pokey The Penguin came in and he was like "He's an Italian spy you have to and all the other words were scribbled out and he had another penguin on his back that had a lightsaber too!

And then we were all fighting and it was like KFAAANG GRZZUUUUM KAZHUM SPANG SPANG

And then we were TOTALLY about to die but Slade came in and he was like "This goose is cooked!' and he Drew his Slade sided lightsaber and we were all like "WOW" And he's all like "I'm a bad motherfucker" and we were like "can you say that?" and he was like "I just did!" and then the fight started again cuz Slade went all "Kzooooom bzzzrrttt"

So then we like totally killed the trolls posts but then Jon Gutner came back and he was all like BLAMBABAGO and we were like "YO!" and then he used milk power and then we were abouty to die but Slade came back and he was all like "BZZZRRRRTTT" And Gutner was like "BLAMBABAGO!" And then Slade used force lightening.

So the thread eventually turned into this HUGE war between robotic ninjas and cowboy pirates and they all rode dinosaurs and it took all three of our moderating powers to contain it and hide it and you guys TOTALLY missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#2 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 14 June 2005 - 10:35 AM

Whatever the hell that was, that is today's article.

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#3 User is offline   Kirby Icon

  • Zzzz
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,543
  • Joined: 06-September 04
  • Location:Sucked into the gravity of barend's post count
  • Interests:Geeking out and nerding it up.
  • Country:United States

Posted 14 June 2005 - 10:46 AM

<cheesy darth vader no> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </no>

The one day I don't post late in the night, the 'midge and hookers' party van had to show up. Curses.
The Power of Christ Impales You!
- Tagline for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

You've read it, you can't un-read it. Stay tooned for more
TALES OF INTEREST.
I like to be part of the crowd so I want to say that Icey is the best guy ever
0

#4 User is offline   floppydisk Icon

  • The Amazing Bag-Man!
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 5,325
  • Joined: 24-August 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Beyone the Grave!
  • Interests:Movies. Books. Video Games.
  • Country:United States

Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:00 PM

Wow.

That should've gone in DoL
QUOTE (Theodor Herzl)
If you will it, it is no dream.
0

#5 User is offline   Emu Icon

  • the internets
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 1,544
  • Joined: 15-November 03
  • Location:Massachusetts Tool &amp; Die
  • Interests:fire, typing random things; getting guys drunk and getting them to do my Spanish homework for me; time travel; exploding things.
  • Country:United States

Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:29 PM

So then I was like "raaaar I missed it!" and JM was like "Hah ha!" and Kirby was like "NooooO!" and I was like "Hey I can make light saber noises too!" so then it was like BZZZZAAAP and the doctor was like "stop sticking forks into electrical sockets!" so I said "boo."
Head Gunner for the Royal Sloop Crimson Steel, Queen of the Dead, Instigator of Chaos and Confusion, Knight of the Grand Recursive Order of the Lambda Calculus, and also The Non.

Remember Emu's face, people; one day it's going to be on the news alongside a headline about blowing some landmark to smithereens, and then we can all sigh and say, "She was such a normal person".....
....We'd be lying though.
-Laughlyn

If my doctor tells me to exercise, I am going to force him to do my homework.
-Mirithorn

- Do Not Use the Elevators - deviantART - Infinite Monkeys -
0

#6 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:26 PM

And then duel of the fates came on and it was all like SOOOODAAAAAA RADDAAAAAAAA SOOOOOOOOOOOOODDAAAAAAA RADDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SODA SODA SODA BROTHER SODA SODA SODA BROTHER SOOOOOOOOODAAAA!

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#7 User is offline   Slade Icon

  • Full of Bombs and/or Keys
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Head Moderator
  • Posts: 8,626
  • Joined: 30-November 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Columbia, SC
  • Interests:I like stuff.
  • Country:United States

Posted 15 June 2005 - 11:49 PM

And I was all "You best not make me fuck your shit up!" and you were all "We're cool. We're cool." and so we ate oranges.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
0

#8 User is offline   Karlee Icon

  • New Cop
  • Group: Junior Members
  • Posts: 21
  • Joined: 30-May 05
  • Location:Midland.
  • Interests:I am interested in stuff.<br />Like webcomics.<br />And...<br />Pirates.
  • Country:Canada

Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:36 PM

Woah, yo.
(I got mad rhyme skillz.)
0

#9 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:43 PM

Welcome to Jelly Pufflemur Karlee
grab some complimentary barley

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#10 User is offline   Rhubarb Icon

  • Soothsayer
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 860
  • Joined: 06-March 04
  • Location:Toad Hall
  • Interests:Regurgitator, the Froud family, T.H. White, and Dylan Moran.
  • Country:Australia

Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:37 PM

If the Communist Leprechauns had been here, this sort of thing would never have been allowed to happen.
0

#11 User is offline   SimeSublime Icon

  • Monkey Proof
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 6,619
  • Joined: 06-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Perth, Western Australia
  • Country:Australia

Posted 16 June 2005 - 11:14 PM

I find it amusing that Rhubarb posts in JM's forum with that signature.
The Green Knight, SimeSublime the Puffinesque, liker of chips and hunter of gnomes.
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
0

#12 User is offline   Ninja Duck Icon

  • Cheer up, emo duck.
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Moderators
  • Posts: 1,912
  • Joined: 30-October 03
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Thrillsville
  • Country:United States

Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:48 AM

QUOTE (Kirby @ Jun 14 2005, 03:46 PM)
<cheesy darth vader no> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO </no>


You mean this?
0

#13 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 17 June 2005 - 01:00 AM

Wow Rhubarb made an appearance, welcome!

Sime - yeah I agree, I'm tired of seeing people with that gender neutral deviant art blog attitude. That just aint gunna fly around here!

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

#14 User is offline   Jordan Icon

  • Tummy Friend
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 3,161
  • Joined: 31-October 03
  • Location:Mars
  • Interests:I have none.
  • Country:Ethiopia

Posted 17 June 2005 - 07:56 AM

Not Sooooda, it's Coooooorus
Oh SMEG. What the smeggity smegs has smeggins done? He smeggin killed me. - Lister of Smeg, space bum
0

#15 User is offline   J m HofMarN Icon

  • Knows All The Girls Named Lola
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7,234
  • Joined: 24-May 04
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Rural Pahrump Nevada
  • Interests:Tyranny
  • Country:United States

Posted 17 June 2005 - 11:13 AM

me and my friends always sang it as soda. Really you could fit most anything in there.

Quote

I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
0

  • (2 Pages)
  • +
  • 1
  • 2


Fast Reply

  • Decrease editor size
  • Increase editor size