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RPG player killed over sabre Monday, June 13, 2005

#31 Kirby

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 04:01 PM

No, don't. You honestly don't want to know.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 04:04 PM

Yes you do. Give in to your curiosity.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 04:08 PM

NO! What you will find will warp your fragile little mind, like a canadian movie. Don't give in to the Nasty Side, for it will consume you.

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 07:01 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 15 2005, 11:21 PM)

i do recall some manner of frosting...

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at first i thought i'd get in trouble for that...

then i was just dissapointed that no one reacted to it...

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Posted 16 June 2005 - 09:49 PM

From murder to hentai in less than 3 pages. I'm impressed.

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 12:25 AM

Oh well, what can we say. Blame it on the gnomes, it's probably their fault.

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Posted 17 June 2005 - 08:22 PM

Sneaky devilish gnomes... with their smallness and tinkerwithstuffness and readilydisappearness... also they're bloody dangerous buggers in all their various forms - no one wants to take on a brownie or a kobold cause they'll * you up something chronic.

Too damn good at illusions and machines and weird magics that completely mess around with good old-fashioned corsairs and adventurers.

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 01:18 AM

And Knights. Don't forget about Knights.

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 09:32 PM

Knights? I have nothing bad to say about knights. I find them to be men of indisputable character. Why, I once knew a knight, let's call him Sir Bruce. One day I was making Sir Bruce a hamburger, and I turned to him and said, "Hey, do you want an egg on your hamburger?" And he says to me, "No, I don't like egg." And he has never gone back on that. Ever. I am from Australia.

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 11:33 PM

I am a wizard. Knights are the enemy.

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 05:15 AM

QUOTE (Harvey Globetrotter @ Jun 19 2005, 10:32 AM)

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The Green Knight does not like egg either. Unless it is in some form where you can't tell it's there, such as Chyld's cakez.

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 06:51 AM

Ah yes - I shall add knights to corsairs as those who are pissed off by gnomes.

Still, I never got the whole knight trip... sure you get to be a heavily armoured mobile war machine, tantamount in its era to a tank - but given how much cooler it is to mess about in boats or just walking rather than moving about on a living breathing (and pooping) beast, I think I'll always be a corsair.

And what a great example of an Australian knight.

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 08:39 AM

I know, I feel jealous

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:56 AM

I liked the Knights Who Said "Ni!"... but then they started saying the other thing and I lost interest.

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