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Posted 18 June 2005 - 02:56 PM

I read in a SW dictionary that it deflects glancing blows.

Please ignore the Ewoks from ROTJ.
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Posted 18 June 2005 - 10:43 PM

I just try to think those rocks are thermal detonators.... Damn it, it doesn't work. sad.gif
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 05:29 PM

An apologist excuse would be that the rocks were super-dense, causing them to have a lot more force when thrown.
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 05:54 PM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 19 2005, 05:29 PM)
An apologist excuse would be that the rocks were super-dense, causing them to have a lot more force when thrown.



Then how would a wimpy Ewok manage to lift one, let alone throw/sling one?

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 05:57 PM

They train 5 hours a day with them! Yeah, that's the answer!

You know I was just kidding with that, right? ermm.gif

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 06:22 PM

Or maybe Ewoks have super powers! ohmy.gif
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Posted 19 June 2005 - 09:42 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jun 18 2005, 01:36 PM)
I always wondered why the stormtroopers used armor if even a freakin' ROCK can kill them.


thus my thread...
Stormtrooper Armor: the next best thing to cotton shirt!

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Posted 19 June 2005 - 10:12 PM

Everything is right on that thread. If I was a Stormtrooper, I would even prefer to use a pijama instead of that armor. That has more protection! smile.gif
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:47 AM

QUOTE (floppydisk @ Jun 19 2005, 11:29 PM)
An apologist excuse would be that the rocks were super-dense, causing them to have a lot more force when thrown.


Are these the legendary Jedi Rocks that Max Rebo wrote a song about??

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Posted 20 June 2005 - 05:13 PM

Those are the infamous "Force Jewels", cause of much pain and much satisfaction on male Jedi
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 08:46 PM

No - the ewok rocks are actually disguised Gungan Energy Balls - they emit an electrical discharge that renders stormies unconscious after being launched from high-tech priming slings...
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 02:29 AM

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Are these the legendary Jedi Rocks that Max Rebo wrote a song about??


Bravo!
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