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Happy Birthday Karlee

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:51 AM

I will give you a pirate car... but then I will TAKE IT AWAY and donate it to the people's republic.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 01:27 AM

She's one of them! Run!
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 05:30 AM

If you don't belive in leprachauns, may I at least warn you about the gnomes. They're very real, and very cunning little bastards.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 11:27 AM

Pfah. Those poncey little traffic cones couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag. Communist Leprechauns have molotovs and sickles. And they're always mean drunks.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 04:14 PM

All I wanted was a little lovin'....
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 03:36 AM

You're never alone when you're a member of the people's republic! It's just like an episode of Home And Away but with more red flags and public executions and military police. Leprechaun military police.
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 10:08 AM

Doesn't being a a pirate (You know, all that raping and pillaging.) kind of exclude you from the people's republic?
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 11:18 AM

No, you see pirates share all the loot/wenches/other aboard ship, and the Captain has ultimate power to decided who does what job.
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:27 PM

Pirates: The Original Communists.
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:59 PM

Pirates are Anarchists, foo'.
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 04:23 PM

Pirates are so rugged and manly and dangerous. Why don't they get more ladies?
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 04:37 PM

Avast! I have a PirateMobile fer ye!


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Posted 15 June 2005 - 04:51 PM

QUOTE (Karlee @ Jun 15 2005, 04:23 PM)
Pirates are so rugged and manly


Speak for yourself.

And that's not a piratemobile, that's a damn car with a jolly roger painted on the hood. If that's the qualification, hell, I could get a can of spraypaint and go knock up twenty piratemobiles right now. Hell, why not a pirate wall or a pirate sidewalk while I'm at it?

Worst piratemobile ever.

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Posted 15 June 2005 - 05:23 PM

Shut up. That's a wicked pirate-mobile.
Also, if you go on a crusade to make pirate-mobiles, I'll love you long time. Gosh, that would be neat. On the news it'd be all "20 pirate-mobiles have immersed overnight in the downtown area. The culprit is yet to be apprehended"

Shweet.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 01:33 AM

"This just in, some prat is going around spraypainting crude skulls over a bunch of stuff for some reason. Police are said to be annoyed. When questioned, real pirates insist that they had nothing to do with the felonies, claiming to be 'disgusted' at such a pathetic attempt at piracy, and have stated that they will personally 'gut the landlubber like a fishie' when the perpetrator is apprehended. In other news, there's been yet another report of legions of small, green, drunken people breaking into the homes of prominent politicians, tying the victims to their beds whilst making lewd suggestions and gestures, painting red hammer-and-sickle logos on the walls and furniture, and loudly making off with the silverware and contents of the booze cabinet."
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