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Man Found With Gory Chainsaw Uses Gory Chainsaw Thursday, June 9, 2005

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:16 PM

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a bloody chain saw let into U.S.

He was later charged with murder in Canada

BOSTON - On April 25, Gregory Despres arrived at the U.S.-Canadian border crossing at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be blood. U.S. customs agents confiscated the weapons and fingerprinted Despres.

Then they let him into the United States.

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres’ hometown of Minto, New Brunswick: The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on his kitchen floor. The man’s head was in a pillow case under a kitchen table. His common-law wife was discovered stabbed to death in a bedroom.

Despres, 22, immediately became a suspect because of a history of violence between him and his neighbors, and he was arrested April 27 after police in Massachusetts saw him wandering down a highway in a sweat shirt with red and brown stains. He is now in jail in Massachusetts on murder charges, awaiting an extradition hearing next month.

At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?

Questioned for two hours at border
Bill Anthony, a spokesman for U.S. Customs and Border Protection, said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question.

Anthony said Despres was questioned for two hours before he was released. During that time, he said, customs agents employed “every conceivable method” to check for warrants or see if Despres had broken any laws in trying to re-enter the country.

“Nobody asked us to detain him,” Anthony said. “Being bizarre is not a reason to keep somebody out of this country or lock them up. ... We are governed by laws and regulations, and he did not violate any regulations.”

Anthony conceded it “sounds stupid” that a man wielding what appeared to be a bloody chain saw could not be detained. But he added: “Our people don’t have a crime lab up there. They can’t look at a chain saw and decide if it’s blood or rust or red paint.”

Assault, threat charges in Canada
Sgt. Gary Cameron of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police would not comment on whether it was, in fact, blood on the chain saw.

On the same day Despres crossed the border, he was due in a Canadian court to be sentenced on charges he assaulted and threatened to kill Fulton’s son-in-law, Frederick Mowat, last August.

Mowat told police Despres had been bothering his father-in-law for the past month. When Mowat confronted him, Despres allegedly pulled a knife, pointed it at Mowat’s chest and said he was “going to get you all.”

Police believe the dispute between the neighbors boiled over in the early-morning hours of April 24, when Despres allegedly broke into Fulton’s home and stabbed the couple.

Fulton’s daughter found her father’s body two days later. His car was later found in a gravel pit on a highway leading to the U.S. border. Despres hitchhiked to the border crossing.

After the bodies were found on the afternoon of April 26, police set up roadblocks and sent out a bulletin that identified Despres as a “person of interest” in the slayings, according to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Mental competence questioned
The bulletin caught the eye of a Quincy police dispatcher because it gave the suspect’s Massachusetts driver’s license number, missing a character. The dispatcher plugged in numbers and letters until she found a last known address for Despres in Mattapoisett. She alerted police in that town, and an officer quickly spotted Despres.

In state court the next day, Despres told a judge that he is affiliated with NASA and was on his way to a Marine Corps base in Kansas at the time of his arrest.

After the case was transferred to federal court, Despres’ attorney, Michael Andrews, questioned whether his client is mentally competent.

Fulton’s friends in Minto, a village of 2,700 people, told the New Brunswick Telegraph-Journal that he was a popular musician, a guitarist known as the “Chet Atkins of Minto” and a 2001 inductee in the Minto Country Music Wall of Fame.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132799/


Right, so as JM said when he sent this to me:

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Fuckin' Leatherface=Welcome to America!

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:50 PM

Wow, that's scary stuff...
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 02:26 PM

"It's red, and it's on a chainsaw. But we can't arrest him because we can't prove it's blood."

Rust and paint have very obious defferences from blood in thier color and consistancy. Probably the smell too. Back before we had breathalyzers police could arrest someone because they smelled alcohol on thier breath. Now everything has to be proven when it's pretty obious that there's something wrong.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 05:19 PM

They could've, you know, tested it. I'm pretty sure that blood would show up differently under a microscope than, say, something that's not blood.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 06:48 PM

Sadly the questionaire to enter the US consists of a bunch of questions about whether you're a Muslim, but no questions about whether you're a crazy bastard. I mean, look at the guy's picture!

I somehow think it fitting that Canada exported the guy though. "Ok, you murdered two people with a chainsaw and your hairdoo is just one central bang. I'm afraid you'll have to go down to New York or something sir..."

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 08:37 PM

Ahhh... the Americans.
They can use their extraordinary powers to hold people as 'enemy combatants' and 'terror suspects' but when someone turns up who actually needs a bit of detaining (hmmm bloody chainsaw, bloody giveaway) gets let in.
Meanwhile, go in there with bad shoes they'll think your wearing a bomb and your unfortunate tragic death in a mistaken police shooting will be swept under the rug.
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 12:24 AM

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At a time when the United States is tightening its borders, how could a man toting what appeared to be a bloody chain saw be allowed into the country?


uh... because he was white.


it's amazing what you can miss when your looking out for beards and turbins...
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Posted 10 June 2005 - 10:52 AM

here's an interesting fact:

You could replace "Bloody chainsaw" with "Copy of the Quran" and then replace "Let into America" with "Beaten and taken to a secret detention facility run by the CIA" and it still sounds like a very likely bit of news.

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 09:55 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jun 10 2005, 03:52 PM)
You could replace "Bloody chainsaw" with "Copy of the Quran" and then replace "Let into America" with "Beaten and taken to a secret detention facility run by the CIA" and it still sounds like a very likely bit of news.

Hmmm

Customs offical: So, there are 27 recently fired guns in your trunk, your covered in blood, there's a dead body in your trunk, not to mention you're already wanted for 29 cases of murder and attempted murder, and your trial is about to start in Canada in about 5 minutes.
Guy: Hey! I'm fucking American citizen!
Cutoms offical: Shit! Sorry! I thought you were a foreigner!

A few minutes later

Customs offical: Can I see you're passport please? *gives passport* What's your name... Dalai Llama... hmmm. What the fuck is that you're holding! Oh my god! It looks foreign! Are you Islamic! I mean... are you a terrrorist...
Dalai Llama: ... *is shot about 27 million times*

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Posted 11 June 2005 - 10:08 PM

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uh... because he was white.


it's amazing what you can miss when your looking out for beards and turbins...



Fuckin a straight barend, i agree completely.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:15 AM

Yeah, it's a shithole around here.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:12 AM

Shitholes are brown and therefore must be terrorists. Everyone must incarcerate their arses.

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 12:34 PM

GodDAMMIT! Ass, you've betrayed me again. I thought we were friends.
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 11:17 PM

I never thought I'd hear this conversation on the forums...
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:04 PM

Then you must've missed this topic.
http://www.chefelf.c...opic=3310&st=45
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