[Vampsmasher]

Well, its a done deal. Never again will George Lucas pretend to be a director of another Star Wars film. Not quite sure what that means but, its definitely over with. The circle is now complete...or at least kind of, nitpickers are still arguing about whether Obiwan owned droids, who Syfo Dyas was and just who was Anakin's father anyway...the mystery of the midichlorians never resolved, how is it that technology seems clunkier and less advanced in later years and what did Boba Fett do with his time while Aniklutz Skywanker became the whiney, angry, and foolish Darth Vader?

You see this will take a TV show to explain it all...one hour a week for the next 10 years, is what it will take to fill in all the gaps and explain all these little deetails. Its all part of the plan, to convince fans they "need" a tv show now that the saga is "complete." Think of all the unanswered questions out there. Every geek with a keyboard out there is hollering about something. Perhaps there is no clear progression of hairbuns from Episode II to A New Hope, and did hair buns go out of syle in Episode 5? What did Jar Jar Binks become(don't worry all will continue and be explained in STAR WARS: THE SAGA CONTINUES Tv series.) I hear there will even be a guest appearance of Boba Fett...and all these inconsistencies are money in the bank. Why does the Tantive not look the same, and what about the slaves on Tattoine? Does Watto join the empire or the rebellion? Yes, it got to be yet another ploy...Lucas couldn't possibly have left this shit out for a reason could he have? I mean it couldn't possibly be because he only had 2 hours to explain it all, and is hardly a genius behind the camera...

Lucas has found the new demagraphic: the nitpickers are a gold mine.

With every week a new show to do nothing but feed off all these unanswered questions who needs a script? It will write itself. Thank you nitpickers, you have guaranteed the never ending saga of Star Wars in the worst possible way forever.

This post has been edited by Vampsmasher: 08 June 2005 - 11:22 PM

[Vampsmasher]

STAR WARS TELEVISION SERIES EPISODE 1:

On Naboo...the girls of Naboo all take to wearing hairbuns, and it catches on throughout the galaxy. Even Jar Jar has taken to putting his ears in a 'hairbunn' shape...Young Boba Fett is on his way to Alderaan, to inquire into the rebellion, and get close to Bail Organa, (DO YOU KNOW NOW WHY TV STAR JIMMY SMITS WAS CAST?) so he can ascertain just what happened to the infamous Mace Windu, the murderer of his father...Where upon, Boba meets a young Alderaanian, beginning the first soap opera romance to continue in the next episode. Jimmy Smits finds it difficult as being the leader of a rebellion and wishes Yoda were still around. C3P0 and Artoo are forced to be separated as the Organa Family is short of cash funding the rebellion and needs to sell off some of its estate...Meanwhile Governor Tarkin is busy building the Death Star...with such labor costs, and trade federation robots banned, how is ever going to get it done in time for the Emperor's deadline? Drama...soap opera intensity...the excitement of Star Trek Deep Spacec Nine...yes...ladies and gentlemen...its STAR WARS THE TV SERIES MONDAYS ON ABC!

[Vampsmasher]

Just imagine...a cross between Deep Space Nine,.West Wing, JAG, and Mr.Belvedere! Little Princess Liea grows up with c3po ... think of all the sitcom humor possible!

[floppydisk]

There's something mighty handy at the bottom of every post you make. It's called the 'Edit' button. And how do you mean that bashers caused this TV show?

[Revan-47]

I think it could be good. and notice the "could be".george has dissapointed us enough even though i was surprised with ep.3
and are the same actors gonna be in it

[barend]

ah, the self-reply methode of conversation...

3 times no less... I'm not reading any of it...

and whatever it is...

it's probably YOUR fault...