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''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...

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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:52 AM

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me he was the best starpilot in the universe and that he was a great friend.
Vader: HE IS A FREAKIN' LIAR!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:57 AM

V: Obi-Wan never told you what happenned to your mother.

L: He told me enough. He told me you killed her.

V: No, Luke, I am your father.

L: Wait, that doesn't make sense, how come Obi Wan told me that you killed him?

V: He was speaking metaphorically I think.

L: Well fuck me. You'd think that such an important life lesson would be signposted with a little more than a straight faced ill thought out metaphor.

Vader turns off his light sabre, removes his helmet, rubs his missing eyebrows, frowns and continues - well what do you suggest?

L: Well, some kind of arm signal perhaps? Or a wink, or even a hand around the shoulder and a whispered "I am speaking (dramatic pause) metaphorically of course.

V: You think you have issues. That prick cut me to shit and left me to burn. Look at the eyebrows. Look at them!!!!

L: You know what. Fuck Obi Wan, we should join and kick his arse.

V: He's dead, I sliced him kind of in episode iv.

L: I saw that, he disapeared as you sliced through him, wierd. Well .... what about if I kill you, then in my next vision you can king hit him. And Yoda.

V: Yoda's in your visions too!!! Brilliant, I owe him a thing or two for that "ignore you feelings" bullshit. Why marry Natalie Portman if you have to ignore your feelings????

Emperor: Ok, so what's going down, I'm almost out of cackling energy here?

L: Ok, I am going to kill Dad, then you can die, I think although you never know with Lucas at the helm, then Dad's going to bitch slap Yoda and Obi Wan.

Emperor: Kill me two, I have a settle to score with Lucas.

L: I'm sorry to bum you out, but Lucas...... he has killed much , but he still lives.

Emperor:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 07:03 AM

V: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

L: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

V: No, Elan Sleazebaggano killed your father. Anakin never could stay away from those deathsticks.
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 07:24 PM

Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you about your father."

Luke: "He Never Told me a Lot of things! I liked it Better that way!"
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Posted 06 July 2005 - 08:12 PM

V: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

L: He told you enough, he told me you killed him!

V: No Luke, not that, he never told you the other bit.

L: Great Pilot? Good friend? Wnated me to have your lightsaber?

V: No, still not it.

L: Then what?

V: My wife... was Natalie Portman.

L: Noooooo!
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 12:24 AM

Luke: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Vader: He told me you killed him!
Vader: No, Obi-Wan is your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*When Luke is screaming, Vader kills him*
Vader: Man, that was easy!
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 12:40 AM

Te he he he, all of these are preferable to the PT's. Fuck it, we should get together and re issue them ourselves
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Posted 10 July 2005 - 12:51 AM

Vader: Obi-wan never told you about your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you, Whah?

(at this moment, the gunship of the renegade clone trooper platoon swoops down towards Luke and Vader)

General Yoda: Future in motion. ALWAYS.

(Luke falls off the platform, but the gunship catches him and carries him away.)

Vader: NNOOOOOOOOO!

Obi-wan: Now really. Don't you understand? The party is over Darth.

Rideable Lizard: ARRACCKKK

(Rideable Lizard swings tale, knocking Vader off of platform, falling to his death. Obi-wan covers head in hood and vanishes.)
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Posted 14 July 2005 - 02:39 AM

great one, despondent.

Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.
'He told me how he died - never told me anything about his life'
Here - watch these DVDs and find out. (Hands luke PT DVDS)
... seven hours pass...
'NOOOOOOO! That's not true - that's impossible!' (plummet)
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Posted 14 July 2005 - 05:03 PM

tongue.gif Funny yourself, Mnesymone.

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Posted 09 September 2005 - 10:17 PM

Luke: He told me enough, he told me he jumps to him and he cut his legs and he was burned in the lava.
Darth Vader: Yeah, that was a very lame action, I think I should throw him my lightsaber
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 07:38 AM

L: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
V: Did he?
L: Yeah.
V: No Luke, I am your father.
L: NOoooooo! Why didn't you visit me. *Knocks Vader off ledge*
V: But I payed child support!
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 01:11 PM

V: No, I am your father
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V: Come on son, it's not that bad, we can rule the galaxy together.
L: Not that bad!?! I've just found out that the son of the biggest loser in the whole galaxy. Also *points accusing finger* you screwed up your marriage with Natalie Portman you MORON!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 01:16 PM

V: No, I am your mother's husband
L: It means you aren't my father
V: Obi-Wan is your father, but now I have kill him...
L: Nooo!!!! He's alive, he's a ghost now!
Obi: Hehehe, it seems you're completely useless now Ani...
L: Ha! They call you Ani!!! Hahaha!
V: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Posted 10 September 2005 - 05:29 PM

A classic phrase is I ll be back. rolleyes.gif
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