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''No, I am your father'' fun board. Make fun of the most famous line ever...

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Posted 12 June 2005 - 05:52 PM

Just to continue....

Vader: I am your father.
Luke: And what happened to my mother?
Vader: It seems that in my anger I killed her... No, that's impossible. She was alive...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luke:vWow. Only an idiot could kill Natalie Portman. (throws himself)
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 07:34 PM

All excellent so far.

VADER: 'Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.'

LUKE: 'He told me enough. He told me you killed him.'

VADER: 'Yes. I killed myself metaphysically'

LUKE: 'Nno...what?'
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 04:47 PM

VADER: I am your father

LUKE: It means I am your son daddy blush.gif

VADER:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! yell.gif
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 07:30 PM

VADER: I am your father....

LUKE: No! That's impossible!

VADER: And the Emperor might be your grand-daddy... or maybe his Master is your grand-daddy... I'm still not clear on that.

LUKE: No! That's ridiculous!

VADER: And... C3P0 is your brother...

LUKE: No! That's improbable!

VADER: And R2 was my war buddy.

LUKE: No! That's inconceivable!

VADER: And your godfather is a jiving, jamba-mamba, rasta-ferring moron amphibian who plunged the whole galaxy into imperial darkness...

LUKE: NOOOOO!!! NOOOO!!!!

VADER: Now about your mother...

LUKE: Shut up! I hate you!!

VADER: Aaah, like father like son.....
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 10:47 AM

VADER: No, I am your father
LUKE: No, that's impossible! Ben said you killed my father.
VADER: Who's Ben?
LUKE: Sorry, Obi-Wan.
VADER: Ah, he was speaking metaphorically.
LUKE: Ah right........but he said that you told him you wanted me to have your light saber.
VADER: Er, well......what I actually said was "I hate you", I guess he just read between the lines.
LUKE: But, that doesn't make sense Mr. Vader.
VADER: Well, er, um........ George, help!!!
G. LUCAS: <whispers> Just tell him its the force. Or something about midi-chlorians, I don't care. Leave me alone I'm busy digitally re-mastering my beard.
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Posted 16 June 2005 - 11:01 AM

QUOTE (Veer @ Jun 10 2005, 07:13 PM)
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me he was a good friend, a great jedi and the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy!
Vader: Really? Obi-wan said all those nice things about me?
Luke: You?
Vader: What about Padme? Did he mention Padme?


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Posted 17 June 2005 - 09:36 PM

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father!
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: The bastard! He had a much better go of it then I ever did!
Luke: WTF?
Vader: He bloody cut me to pieces and left me to burn!
Luke: How does that mean he tried to kill my father?
Vader: Oh, I am your father.
Luke: Oh. Why the mask.
Vader: See above, burning.
Luke: What were you like before.
Vader: I've got a picture somewhere (rustles through cape and utility belt)... aha! (Holds picture of Hayden and Natalie) I'm the guy on the left.
Luke: NOOOOO! (Plummets)
Vader: (leans over railing) NNNOOOOO!

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Posted 18 June 2005 - 10:46 PM

QUOTE (SithAvenger @ Jun 7 2005, 10:28 PM)
Even my signature is a parody...

Feel free to post....


As you can't see my old signature now I will re-post it:

Vader: I am your father.
Luke(Sarcastic): Oh yeah. And Leia is my sister.
Vader: Hey! That's right! And I even built C-3PO.
C-3PO: Luke! I am your brother!
Luke:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Posted 30 June 2005 - 02:21 AM

Scene: Bespin Gantry.

(cue: strings, wind)

Darth Vader: Obi-wan never told you what happened to your Saga.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed it!

Darth Vader: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Posted 01 July 2005 - 07:51 AM

VADER: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

LUKE: Ok Iíll bite, what happened to my father?

VADER: Well he was this really happy go lucky kid on Tatooine, he was always nice and polite to every one he met, and tried to help when ever he could. Then one day Obi-Wan found him and took him to the Jedi temple. Fifteen years later he was killing younglings and choking his pregnant wife.

LUKE: So what you are trying to say isÖ.

VADER: Yes Luke, the Jedi order is what happened to your father.

LUKE: So all this stuff Yoda has been teaching me isÖ.

VADER: Yoda is still alive? What about Mace?

LUKE: Mace who?

MACE: Mace Windu, of course I am still alive, I just got my hand cut off by this bloke and fell in to an abyss. We all know thatís not dangerous.

LUKE: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Posted 01 July 2005 - 05:59 PM

Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father....."

Luke: "He told me enough, he told me YOU killed him!"

Vader: "No, I am your father...."

Luke: (looks puzzled, buws his head down, and looks up "Then does that mean you're liable for the monetary damages to the Death Star? I was brought up piss poor, and the Rebellion doesn't pay me a salary...."

Vader: "Nooooooooooooooo!!!!" (Jumps off platform)

Luke (Jumps off platform after Vader) "Yippee!!!"
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Posted 02 July 2005 - 02:33 PM

Darth: Marcia Lucas never told you what happened to Luke's father.

GL: She told me enough, but I can't use it! Anyway, I'm going to Make an even Better Version!

Darth: nnNNNNNOOOOOOOO! (staggers off of platform)

GL: That gives me an idea. I'm a genius.
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Posted 02 July 2005 - 09:37 PM

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you about your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me that you killed him. And when you were a kid, you were a slave on Tatooine, until you won your first podrace, narrowly beating out Sebulba. At this point, he took you off in a starship, the model of which slips my mind at the moment. Then, after an unfortunate bit of piloting, you crash landed in a ship belonging to the trade federation, who exited the senate soon after. But that's not the point. You started randomly pressing buttons and...

(Three hours later)

Vader: Sheesh, Even I didn't know that much about my life.
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Posted 04 July 2005 - 04:30 AM

DV: No, Luke, I am your father.

LS: No way! Well I guess I'll come and train with you and become a Sith Lord.

DV: No you wonít. Youíre getting back on the Millenium Falcon where you belong.

LS: No, I...I want to stay.

DV: We both know you belong with C3P0, your part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If the Falcon leaves Cloud City and your not on it you'll regret it, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life.

LS: But what about us?

DV: We'll always have Bespin. I'm no good at being noble, but its plain to see that the problems of a Dark Lord of the Sith, an aspiring Jedi Knight and a homosexual protocol droid don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy far, far away galaxy. Someday you'll understand that. Here's looking at you Luke.
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Posted 05 July 2005 - 02:46 AM

V: Obi-Wan never told you what happenned to your mother.

L: He told me enough. He told me you killed her.

V: No. I am your mother.

L: Then what's with the deep voice?

V: The Emperor switched my voice box with box of a "James Earl Jones - Assorted Badass Phrases" CD's when I told him that I didn't like sand for the 378,472nd time.

L: Yes. That's true. That's possible.

V: Geez, I agree would have sufficed.
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