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Abridged Script for ROTS FUNNY READ!

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 06:26 PM

Amazing
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:43 PM

Simply amazing.

(We're not helping btw)
Apparently writing about JM here is his secret weakness. Muwahaha!!!! Now I have leverage over him and am another step closer towards my goal of world domination.

"And the Evil that was vanquished shall rise anew. Wrapped in the guise of man shall he walk amongst the innocent and Terror shall consume they that dwell upon the Earth. The skies will rain fire. The seas shall become as blood. The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell!" - Mephisto

Kurgan X showed me this web comic done with Legos. It pokes fun at all six Star Wars films and I found it to be extremely entertaining.
<a href="http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html" target="_blank">http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/starwars.html</a>
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:59 PM

QUOTE (Jordan @ Jun 6 2005, 07:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Wow, you'd think that would really
make me see the error of the Dark
Side, realize the Jedi were right
all along, and kill you right now.
Ah well.


Damned good point.
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 08:29 PM

That was hilarious!! Lot's of good laughs.
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Posted 11 November 2006 - 09:13 PM

Very cute, acurate, and covered the plot hole basics. I especially liked the Emporer intentionally having to bridge the gap between PT and OT by his face changing while being shocked.
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 12:26 AM

Sheer genius. It would have wasted a lot LESS of my life, that I can never get back, than the sludge GL produced. Bravo!
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Posted 13 November 2006 - 07:26 PM

Absolutely Woonderful!

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN:
You know, I love you with all the love one can love a lover with.



That will offically be my msn name for at least a week!

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Posted 27 January 2007 - 06:55 AM

Oh man that's funny. I read the first three paragraphs and laughed so hard I nearly bought up Thai beef Salad. Really!!!
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Posted 27 January 2007 - 07:56 AM

Here are all six:

http://www.the-editi...t=phantommenace
http://www.the-editi...tackoftheclones
http://www.the-editi...evengeofthesith
http://www.the-editi...cript=swnewhope
http://www.the-editi...pirestrikesback
http://www.the-editi...returnofthejedi

Obviously one for the Holiday Special would be redundant.

This post has been edited by Toru-chan: 27 January 2007 - 07:56 AM

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Posted 04 February 2007 - 02:32 PM

Honestly, it's that kind of writing that almost made me not want to see episode three again after my dad bought the DVD version. I admitted to him that I couldn't stand some of the acting and the only thing I wanted to pay attention to were the fight scenes (especially just the space battles). Everything in between was just drivel. Oddly, he didn't agree with me and I didn't argue further. I mean, the first time I watched it, it was bearable because it was new. New things tend to blind you to how terrible something really is.

I should check out the rest
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 01:43 AM

The rest of the parodies, not the prequels I hope.

Thanks for the links, Toru-chan.

I get what you're saying dark_vyce. ROTS came on the tv at the hotel last weekend, and I just watched the first 20 minutes and the last ten. What a waste of a half hour.
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