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Abridged Script for ROTS FUNNY READ!

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 07:24 PM

http://ter.air0day.c...evengeofthesith
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:35 PM

Thanks Jordan.

If that doesn't make the loyalists see the way, then they really are dead.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:40 PM

That was great....the other scripts are pretty funny too.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 09:24 PM

Good stuff.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:57 PM

Damn good stuff.

"It seems in your overacting you killed her."
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 01:07 AM

Hah. Excellent. You should do the Episodes1 and 2
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 04:42 AM

The guy abridged Episodes 1-6.

I highly reccomend reading the Pirates of the Carribean, Matrix, Day After Tommorrow, Gladiator, and Dare Devil scripts too.
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 05:56 AM

QUOTE
We cut to HAYDEN having a nightmare about NATALIE giving
birth to a GUNGAN.


Now there's a reason to go Dark Side biggrin.gif
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Posted 07 June 2005 - 06:16 AM

Very funny!
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:42 AM

Hysterical!

The Matrix Revolutions and The Grudge were also great. laugh.gif
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Posted 02 August 2005 - 05:01 PM

They are all hilarious.
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Posted 09 August 2005 - 11:44 PM

Parts of it got published in Total Film magazine last month.
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Posted 11 August 2005 - 10:54 AM

I especially liked the Pulp Fiction references

"its fucking dangerious to have a race car in the red"

rofl
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 01:30 PM

fd
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 03:37 PM

Well, that's necromancy.
Want a Tarot reading?

PM me, we'll talk.
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