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Hamsters Over-run Housing Monday, May 6, 2005

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Posted 06 June 2005 - 11:32 AM

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A council flat in Brunswick, Newcastle, is facing demolition because a family of 60 hamsters is living in its cavity walls and breeding in its central heating system. The plague of hamsters began when a man gave his pets the run of his flat. Four disappeared under the skirting boards and bred.

http://www.timesonli...1642371,00.html (about half way down)


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Posted 06 June 2005 - 01:24 PM

And moses said "Let my people go, or face hail, plauge, and hamsters."
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 06:05 PM

It's like Alien, with vicious resourceful breeding thingies crawling around in the ventilation - except its not... cos their hamsters.
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Posted 06 June 2005 - 08:58 PM

Why would they demolish it just cuz theres some hamsters lose? Blargh, I blame Bush telling Blair to do it.

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Posted 08 June 2005 - 01:04 AM

Well you're paranoid.

I can't go to that link because I need t register with The Times Online. Fuck that.

I would say just get the hamsters out and give the ones you don't want to a pet store. Profit + no senseless slaughter of innocent creatures = thumbsup.gif by the Pope.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 12:22 PM

Unfortunately, your popely prowess holds little influence outside of the internet.
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 02:13 PM

There's a lot of in-breeding going on...
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Posted 08 June 2005 - 09:33 PM

Maybe we could send them an edict from the pope. That'd get them to stop.

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Posted 09 June 2005 - 01:18 AM

Alas, I know. If the world would only listen to me for 10 minutes, we'd all be in better shape.
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 02:14 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jun 8 2005, 06:04 AM)
I can't go to that link because I need t register with The Times Online. Fuck that.


AARGH! I keep forgetting that that STUPID newspaper now doesn't let anyone from overseas actually look at their website. I'll have to start mirroring the bloody things on my site, I swear...
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Posted 09 June 2005 - 03:57 AM

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:10 PM

How dare they murder innocent hamsters! Blair! To arms! Mr "I'm Prime Minister with only like 30% of the votes in the election"
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 11:55 PM

You think 49% is any better over here?
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Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:05 AM

It's fun to be allowed to choose the lesser of two evils. The American system is like choosing between dildos: lubricated or ribbed. You might think one is slightly better than the other but either way you're going to get it up the arse.

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Posted 14 June 2005 - 02:12 AM

Possibly not if you're female.
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